Vaginal Hubris outperform projections, defeat Lanny's Warpig's, 170.42-159.40
Both teams stepped up, but it was Vaginal Hubris who emerged victorious, securing a 170.42-159.40 victory over Lanny's Warpig's. Lanny's Warpig's earned a 27.40-point lead on Thursday, but Vaginal Hubris held the lead the rest of the way. They were led by Allen Robinson II (10 Rec, 123 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD) and Derrick Henry (119 Rush Yds, 2 Rush TDs, 11 Rec Yds). Austin Ekeler (59 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 84 Rec Yds) and James Robinson (46 Rush Yds, 2 Rush TDs, 83 Rec Yds) carried the flag for Lanny's Warpig's in the loss. Vaginal Hubris (1-2) will look to notch another W against BADBITCHES, while Lanny's Warpig's (1-2) will try to right the ship against Orange Julius.
The Buccaneers defense allowed only 10 points, surrendered 226 yards, and intercepted 2 passes in a 28-10 win over the Broncos. In doing so, they put up 21 points and more-than-doubled their scoring projection, the highest percent increase of any player on Vaginal Hubris this week. In Week 4, the Buccaneers will face the Chargers.
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense
Sunday Early
There were players with highlight-reel plays for both teams early Sunday, but it was Vaginal Hubris who owned the lead, 137.42-79.80. Allen Robinson II had a 37-yard touchdown catch for Vaginal Hubris, while Dalvin Cook had a 39-yard touchdown run. Carson Wentz made the highlight reel for Lanny's Warpig's with a 29-yard touchdown pass.
Sunday Late
Michael Gallup had a 43-yard touchdown catch and a 52-yard catch for Lanny's Warpig's, who trailed 170.42-155.40 after the late action.
Vaginal Hubris
Wow, talk about a bounce-back... The GM of Vaginal Hubris shrugged off their two-game losing streak by logging a whopping 170.42 points this past week!
Lanny's Warpig's
One touchdown and two interceptions for Carson Wentz against the Bengals this week. One win and two losses for Lanny's Warpig's on the 2020 season. Usually I'm pretty old-fashioned when it comes to these fancy numbers... but my analytics folks keep saying they're not thrilled about this matching 2-to-1 INT-to-TD, Loss-to-Win ratio!