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Week 8

Weekly
Grade
Vaginal Hubris
5-3 156.02
141.91
 
VS
proj
The SuperSpreaders
101.74 3-5
131.69

The SuperSpreaders fall short of expectations, succumb to Vaginal Hubris in 156.02-101.74 rout

There's no way around it, The SuperSpreaders underperformed, at least according to projections, as Vaginal Hubris rolled to a 156.02-101.74 win. The SuperSpreaders leapt out to a 20.54-point lead on Thursday behind impressive performances from Teddy Bridgewater, who passed for 176 yards and a touchdown and ran for 30 yards for 13.04 points, and DJ Moore, who caught 2 passes for 55 yards (7.5 points). But it was all Vaginal Hubris after that. They were led by Dalvin Cook (163 Rush Yds, 3 Rush TDs, 63 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD) and Justin Herbert (278 Pass Yds, 3 Pass TDs, 21 Rush Yds). Vaginal Hubris (5-3) will look to maintain their winning ways against DeepInYourEndzone, while The SuperSpreaders (3-5) will face The Bald Prick!!! in an effort to generate some positive momentum.

Matchup Timeline

  Vaginal Hubris   The SuperSpreaders

Inside the Matchup

Matchup Player of the Week

The Eagles defense (9 Pts Allowed, 265 Yds Allowed, 2 Turnovers) scored 23 points in a 23-9 win over the Cowboys in Week 8. Their scoring output more-than-doubled their 9.46-point projection and was much higher than their 13-point season scoring average. The Eagles defense ranks #7 among fantasy DEFs this season and will face the Giants next week.
The Philadelphia Eagles defense

Top Player Comparison

Vaginal Hubris
Points
% of total points 156.02
1
Dalvin Cook
RB
48.6
17.86
31.1%
2
Justin Herbert
QB
23.22
20.82
14.9%
3
The Philadelphia Eagles defense
DEF
23
9.46
14.7%
4
Allen Robinson II
WR
20.7
15.43
13.3%
The SuperSpreaders
Points
% of total points 101.74
1
Jamaal Williams
RB
18.2
17.69
17.9%
2
Jared Cook
TE
16.1
9.94
15.8%
3
Wil Lutz
K
14
8.76
13.8%
4
Teddy Bridgewater
QB
13.04
18.89
12.8%

Matchup Highlights

Thursday
Teddy Bridgewater teamed up with DJ Moore for a 42-yard pass for The SuperSpreaders. Bridgewater also lit up the scoreboard with a 29-yard touchdown pass, helping The SuperSpreaders to a 20.54-0.00 lead.
Sunday Early
Dalvin Cook had a 50-yard touchdown catch and a 21-yard touchdown run for Vaginal Hubris, contributing to an 89.10-51.14 lead for the team.
Sunday Late
Justin Herbert had a 24-yard touchdown pass for Vaginal Hubris, while Allen Robinson II had a 24-yard touchdown catch, helping Vaginal Hubris to a 133.02-80.24 lead.

Points By Position

  Vaginal Hubris   The SuperSpreaders

StatSmack

We heard scoring helps you win. Vaginal Hubris are doing a better job of that, averaging 152.19 versus The SuperSpreaders's 130.33.
As Herm Edwards once said, "You play to win the game!" Vaginal Hubris (5-3) have a better record than The SuperSpreaders (3-5).
Once Vaginal Hubris put their foot on the gas, they don't let up. They've got more blowout wins this season than The SuperSpreaders (3 vs 1).
Vaginal Hubris have the clutch gene, with more close wins than The SuperSpreaders (1 vs 0).
Vaginal Hubris should change their team name to "The Overachievers" since they have scored higher than projected in more matchups than The SuperSpreaders (5 vs 2).
By position, Vaginal Hubris have outscored The SuperSpreaders at QB, RB, TE, and DEF this season.
Vaginal Hubris has a higher average scoring margin (10) than The SuperSpreaders this season (-10).
The starters for Vaginal Hubris had more big plays in their NFL games this week (4) than the starters for The SuperSpreaders (3).
There's not much good to say about The SuperSpreaders this week. Maybe they'll get their act together, and we'll see something different next week!

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