SiWins defeat Douche Bags in 176.14-120.32 rout
SiWins rose to the occasion, rolling to a 176.14-120.32 victory over Douche Bags, who fell short of projections. SiWins pulled out to a 2.45-point lead on Thursday behind the Los Angeles Chargers defense (6.45 points) and never let go of it. Deshaun Watson (373 Pass Yds, 2 Pass TDs, 25 Rush Yds) and the Cleveland Browns defense (6 Pts Allowed, 288 Yds Allowed) did everything they could for Douche Bags in the loss. This marks the second time this season SiWins have beaten Douche Bags, after falling 156.04-141.86 in their last matchup. SiWins improve to 6-9 for the season, while Douche Bags fall to 5-10.
Against the 49ers in Week 15, Pollard racked up 132 yards from scrimmage and ran for 2 touchdowns. In doing so, he put up 29.05 points and more-than-doubled his scoring projection, the highest percent increase of any player on SiWins this week. Pollard will go up against the Eagles next week.
Sunday Early
Both teams had players with highlight-reel plays early Sunday, but after the scoring was completed, SiWins emerged with a 108.95-62.07 lead. Tony Pollard had a 40-yard touchdown run for SiWins, while Antonio Brown had a 46-yard touchdown catch. Deshaun Watson made the highlight reel for Douche Bags with a 38-yard touchdown pass.
Sunday Late
Kyler Murray had a 20-yard touchdown pass and a 45-yard pass for SiWins, contributing to a 160.09-78.77 lead for the team.
SiWins
Hey, it's good to be confident, SiWins. Starting a player with zero points (Tyler Boyd), while still getting a win... talk about arrogant.
Douche Bags
With four receptions on just five targets this past week, the starting running backs for Douche Bags should look into why their quarterbacks are giving them the cold shoulder.