Offensively challenged Lamar the Merrier! knock off D's Dandy Team, 1,442.0-1,068.0
With the 11th-ranked point total in the league for the week, Lamar the Merrier! were lucky to earn a win against a team that performed even worse, earning a 1,442.0-1,068.0 win over D's Dandy Team. Lamar the Merrier! never trailed in this one after nabbing a 277.5-point lead early Sunday afternoon behind Aaron Rodgers (328 points) and Stephen Gostkowski (117). Chris Carson (72 Rush Yds, 36 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD) and Zane Gonzalez (3-3 FG, 49 long, 3-3 XP) led the charge for D's Dandy Team in the loss. Lamar the Merrier! (2-0) will look to sustain their winning ways against MoneyMike's Team, while D's Dandy Team (0-2) face off against Mierda in an effort to earn their first victory.
Gostkowski (2-2 FG, 51 long, 3-4 XP) scored 117 points in a 33-30 win over the Jaguars in Week 2. His scoring output was 69.3% more than his 69.11-point projection. Gostkowski will face the Vikings next week.
Sunday Early
There were players with big-time plays on both teams early Sunday, but it was Lamar the Merrier! who owned the lead, 856.5-579.0. Aaron Rodgers had a 41-yard pass for Lamar the Merrier!, while Stephen Gostkowski had a 51-yard field goal. John Brown made the highlight reel for D's Dandy Team with a 46-yard touchdown catch.
Sunday Late
There were players with highlight-reel moments on both teams on Sunday afternoon, after which Lamar the Merrier! had a 1,414.0-936.5 lead. For Lamar the Merrier!, Mark Ingram II had a 30-yard touchdown run. J.K. Dobbins made the highlight reel for D's Dandy Team with a 44-yard run.
Lamar the Merrier!
Well, we do applaud the confidence this past week, Lamar the Merrier!. Playing a starter with negative points (plus a zero-point player) while still earning a win... talk about arrogance. All we ask is to please limit that flashy, show-off type of stuff to the early regular season. Try it in the postseason and we're toast.
D's Dandy Team
A completion percentage of 42% this past week for Kirk Cousins!? Wow, we're legitimately wondering if he'd be able to hit the ocean while standing on the beach!