Mierda top Josh's Swag Team for sixth straight win in 1,392.5-626.0 rout
Mierda extended their win streak to six games with an easy victory over Josh's Swag Team, cruising to a 1,392.5-626.0 win. Josh's Swag Team pulled out to a 33.5-point lead on Thursday, but it was all Mierda after that. They were led by Russell Wilson, who passed for 206 yards and 4 touchdowns for 304 points, and Deshaun Watson, who passed for 219 yards and a touchdown and ran for 38 yards (302.5 points). Allen Robinson II (9 Rec, 123 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD) and Raheem Mostert (65 Rush Yds) led the way for Josh's Swag Team in defeat. Mierda (11-3) will look to keep it rolling in the playoffs. Josh's Swag Team will be home for the playoffs, finishing the season at 2-12.
Smith made 12 tackles and recorded 2 sacks as the Bears beat the Texans 36-7. In doing so, he put up 72 points and nearly doubled his scoring projection, the highest percent increase of any player on Mierda this week. In Week 15, Smith and the Bears will face the Vikings.
Sunday Early
Deshaun Watson had a 48-yard pass for Mierda, contributing to a 542.0-320.0 lead for the team.
Sunday Late
Jared Cook had a 20-yard touchdown catch for Josh's Swag Team, who trailed 1,241.0-560.0 after the late afternoon games.
Monday
Justin Tucker had a 55-yard field goal for Josh's Swag Team.
Mierda
You know Mierda, I'm a "glass half full" kind of coach. While some may harp on the fact that our scoring's decreased a bit lately, I'll choose to spin this in a positive direction. Averaging 1,625.54 points through Week 13, our crew has shown it's certainly capable of outperforming the 1,392.5 we needed to win this past week!
Josh's Swag Team
Fortunately, Josh's Swag Team, this week's problem was fairly easy to diagnose. Starting quite a few zero-point players in a tough fantasy matchup... let's attempt to play with a full deck of cards next time?