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Week 3

Weekly
Grade
Mierda
2-1 1995.5
1827.62
 
VS
proj
D's Dandy Team
1311.5 0-3
1314.15

Mierda hand D's Dandy Team third straight loss in 1,995.5-1,311.5 rout

Mierda cruised to a 1,995.5-1,311.5 victory to hand D's Dandy Team their third consecutive loss to open the season. Mierda earned an early 102.0-point lead on Thursday. D's Dandy Team came back to take the lead early afternoon Sunday, powered by Kirk Cousins (333.5 points) and Derrick Henry (165). Unphased, Mierda pulled it together later that afternoon, as Dak Prescott (646.5 points) and Russell Wilson (454) put them back on top for good. Mierda (2-1) will look to keep it rolling against Boomer Bust, while D's Dandy Team (0-3) meet Bad News Bears in an effort to right the ship.

Matchup Timeline

  Mierda   D's Dandy Team

Inside the Matchup

Matchup Player of the Week

Lazard more-than-doubled his 73.39-point projection with 177.5 points against the Saints in Week 3. He caught 6 passes for 146 yards and a touchdown in the 37-30 win. Lazard ranks #43 among all fantasy players this season and will face the Falcons next week.
Allen Lazard

Top Player Comparison

Mierda
Points
% of total points 1995.5
1
Dak Prescott
QB
646.5
394.29
32.4%
2
Russell Wilson
QB
454
401.26
22.8%
3
Allen Lazard
WR
177.5
73.39
8.9%
4
Nick Chubb
RB
133.5
120.8
6.7%
D's Dandy Team
Points
% of total points 1311.5
1
Kirk Cousins
QB
333.5
324.51
25.4%
2
DeAndre Hopkins
WR
181
121.6
13.8%
3
Michael Gallup
WR
178
87.43
13.6%
4
Derrick Henry
RB
165
129.93
12.6%

Matchup Highlights

Sunday Early
There were players with big-time moments for both teams early Sunday, after which D's Dandy Team boasted a 688.5-398.0 lead. For Mierda, Nick Chubb had a 20-yard touchdown run. Kirk Cousins made the highlight reel for D's Dandy Team with a 71-yard touchdown pass.
Sunday Late
There were multiple players with standout plays on both teams on Sunday afternoon, but it was Mierda who grabbed the lead, 1,643.5-1,220.5. Dak Prescott had a 43-yard touchdown pass and a 42-yard touchdown pass for Mierda, while Russell Wilson had a 43-yard touchdown pass and a 29-yard touchdown pass. Meanwhile, Michael Gallup had a 43-yard touchdown catch and a 52-yard catch for D's Dandy Team, while Zane Gonzalez had a 54-yard field goal.
Sunday Night
Allen Lazard had a 72-yard catch and a 48-yard catch for Mierda to contribute to a 1,938.5-1,220.5 lead for the team.

Points By Position

  Mierda   D's Dandy Team

StatSmack

Mierda must have eaten their Wheaties this morning. They scored more in this matchup (1,995.5) than their season average (1,780).
D's Dandy Team are making their mark - in the loss column that is. They've lost three in a row.
We heard scoring helps you win. Mierda are doing a better job of that, averaging 1,780 versus D's Dandy Team's 1,246.5.
As Herm Edwards once said, "You play to win the game!" Mierda (2-1) have a better record than D's Dandy Team (0-3).
Even the machines think Mierda have better players. They have a higher projected points average (1,814.44) than D's Dandy Team (1,309.38).
Once Mierda put their foot on the gas, they don't let up. They've got more blowout wins this season than D's Dandy Team (1 vs 0).
By position, Mierda have outscored D's Dandy Team at QB, K, DEF, and IDP this season.
Mierda has a higher average scoring margin (205) than D's Dandy Team this season (-405).
The starters for Mierda had more big plays in their NFL games this week (9) than the starters for D's Dandy Team (4).
There's not much good to say about D's Dandy Team this week. Maybe they'll get their act together, and we'll see something different next week!

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