Lamar the Merrier! come up short of expectations, lose to Mierda, 1,440.0-1,122.0
There's no way around it, Lamar the Merrier! underperformed, at least according to projections, as Mierda emerged victorious with a 1,440.0-1,122.0 win. Mierda jumped out to a 622.5-point lead early Sunday afternoon behind a combined 667.5 points from Deshaun Watson (335 Pass Yds, 4 Pass TDs, 26 Rush Yds) and Keelan Cole (6 Rec, 143 Rec Yds) and never looked back. Matthew Stafford (223 Pass Yds, 1 Pass TD, 14 Rush Yds) and Aaron Rodgers (160 Pass Yds, 14 Rush Yds) were the leading performers for Lamar the Merrier! in the loss. Mierda (4-2) will look to get another W against MoneyMike's Team, while Lamar the Merrier! (3-3) will take on PatsFan4Life in an effort to get back on track.
Cole (6 Rec, 143 Rec Yds) scored 183 points against the Lions in Week 6. His scoring output more-than-doubled his 77.48-point projection and was much higher than his 99.7-point season scoring average. Cole ranks #75 among all fantasy players this season and will face the Chargers next week.
Sunday Early
Both teams had multiple players with highlight-reel plays early Sunday, but after all the points were tallied, Mierda boasted a 1,239.0-616.5 lead. Deshaun Watson had a 53-yard touchdown pass for Mierda, while Keelan Cole had a 51-yard catch. Meanwhile, Matthew Stafford had a 48-yard pass for Lamar the Merrier!, while Randy Bullock had a 55-yard field goal.
Mierda
Hey Mierda, the good news is that we won this matchup by 318 points. Even better news is that we've proven we're stronger than this... as a matter of fact, our team's scoring average through Week 5 stood at 1,690.3. So yes, we're happy to have gotten this victory, but let's also get back up to where we know we can be!
Lamar the Merrier!
Your starting QB tossed two interceptions and not a single touchdown? Maybe we need to go back and review the game tape. Did Aaron Rodgers appear flustered back there in the pocket, or was the Buccaneers secondary just that great against the pass? What do you think, Lamar the Merrier!, do we continue to start him with confidence?