Kyler and the gang fall to AaronsFuckUTour in 120.38-70.00 rout
Kyler and the gang were unable to bring their A game, coming up short of their projected point total, as AaronsFuckUTour cruised to a 120.38-70.00 win. It didn't take long to learn who would be the frontrunner in the matchup, as AaronsFuckUTour grabbed a 73.2-point lead early Sunday afternoon behind a combined 40.2 points from Nick Chubb (126 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD) and Marvin Jones Jr. (8 Rec, 96 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD). Kyler Murray (245 Pass Yds, 1 Pass TD, 61 Rush Yds, 2 Rush TDs) and James Conner (36 Rush Yds, 12 Rec Yds) were the top performers for Kyler and the gang in the loss. This marks the second time this season AaronsFuckUTour have beaten Kyler and the gang, after winning 178.38-123.22 in their last matchup. AaronsFuckUTour (5-5) will look to rack up another W against Wentz About It, while Kyler and the gang (5-5) meet Funk E Zekiel in an effort to get some positive momentum.
Jones Jr. (8 Rec, 96 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD) scored 19.6 points in a 30-27 win over the Football Team in Week 10. His scoring output was 65.1% more than his 11.87-point projection and was much higher than his 7.38-point season scoring average. Jones Jr. will face the Panthers next week.
Sunday Early
Nick Chubb had a 59-yard run for AaronsFuckUTour, while Marvin Jones Jr. had a 27-yard touchdown catch, contributing to a 77.60-4.40 lead for AaronsFuckUTour.
Sunday Late
Both teams had players with highlight-reel moments on Sunday afternoon, after which AaronsFuckUTour had a 107.38-63.60 lead. For AaronsFuckUTour, Brandon McManus had a 50-yard field goal. Kyler Murray made the highlight reel for Kyler and the gang with a 43-yard touchdown pass.
AaronsFuckUTour
In a matchup that'll feature two teams within a game of each other in the standings, AaronsFuckUTour (5-5) will face Wentz About It (4-6) in Week 11. Each side has multiple bye weeks to contend with in Week 11, as Brandon Aiyuk, the Chicago Bears defense, Evan Engram, and Devin Singletary are off for AaronsFuckUTour and John Brown and Zack Moss are out for Wentz About It. Over the past two weeks, AaronsFuckUTour have put up 135.31 points per game, while Wentz About It have averaged 116.85 per contest.
Kyler and the gang
Up ahead next week, fifth-place Kyler and the gang (5-5) will look to get back on track against ninth-place Funk E Zekiel (4-6). Kyler and the gang may need to rearrange the deck some with Jerick McKinnon and Raheem Mostert out on bye next week. Over the last three weeks, Kyler and the gang has put up 96.57 points per game, while Funk E Zekiel has averaged 82.65 per contest.