don't @ me brah would have beaten four other teams besides The Placebo Arm this week.
The Placebo Arm would have lost to eight other teams besides don't @ me brah this week.
If they played The Placebo Arm every week, don't @ me brah would be 7-1 this season.
Had they played each other last week, The Placebo Arm would have defeated don't @ me brah 134.7-131.78.
don't @ me brah would be 4-3 if they played the same schedule (excluding head-to-head matchups) as The Placebo Arm.
If they played the same schedule (excluding head-to-head matchups) as don't @ me brah, The Placebo Arm would be 3-4.
If don't @ me brah had played every team in the league each week, they would be 58-30.
If they played every team every week, The Placebo Arm would be 29-59.