Week 8

don't @ me brah
7-1 89.32
95.63
Weekly
Grade
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VS
proj
The Placebo Arm
62.68 2-6
89.29
don't @ me brah
The Placebo Arm
don't @ me brah beat The Placebo Arm for seventh straight win, 89.32-62.68
don't @ me brah extended their win streak to seven games with a hard-fought victory over The Placebo Arm, securing an 89.32-62.68 win. The Placebo Arm earned a 0.70-point lead on Thursday, but don't @ me brah held the lead the rest of the way. They were led by Giovani Bernard (19.8 points) and Ryan Tannehill (18.32). Davante Adams (23.3 points) and Ben Roethlisberger (15.28) were the top scorers for The Placebo Arm in the loss. don't @ me brah (7-1) will look to add to their success against Fantastic Frinks, while The Placebo Arm (2-6) face off against Minor Prophets in an effort to right the ship.
Top Player Comparison
don't @ me brah
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.
Pts
% of total points 89.32
1
Giovani Bernard
RB
19.8
11.4
22.2%
2
Ryan Tannehill
QB
18.32
20.82
20.5%
3
Travis Kelce
TE
16.9
10.7
18.9%
4
Damien Harris
RB
16.2
6.83
18.1%
The Placebo Arm
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.
Pts
% of total points 62.68
1
Davante Adams
WR
23.3
14.29
37.2%
2
Ben Roethlisberger
QB
15.28
18.44
24.4%
3
A.J. Brown
WR
8.4
11.3
13.4%
4
DJ Moore
WR
5.5
9.83
8.8%
Matchup Highlights
Thursday
DJ Moore had a 42-yard catch for The Placebo Arm, helping The Placebo Arm to a 5.50-4.80 lead.
Sunday Early
Damien Harris had a 22-yard touchdown run for don't @ me brah to contribute to an 89.32-64.68 lead for the team.
Matchup Player of the Week
Going up against the Titans in Week 8, Bernard racked up 78 yards from scrimmage and scored 2 touchdowns. In doing so, he put up 19.8 points to scored 73.7% higher than his 11.4-point projection, the highest percentage of any player on don't @ me brah this week. In Week 9, Bernard and the Bengals will square off against the Steelers.
Giovani Bernard
Points By Position
don't @ me brah
The Placebo Arm
What If
don't @ me brah would have beaten four other teams besides The Placebo Arm this week.
The Placebo Arm would have lost to eight other teams besides don't @ me brah this week.
If they played The Placebo Arm every week, don't @ me brah would be 7-1 this season.
Had they played each other last week, The Placebo Arm would have defeated don't @ me brah 134.7-131.78.
don't @ me brah would be 4-3 if they played the same schedule (excluding head-to-head matchups) as The Placebo Arm.
If they played the same schedule (excluding head-to-head matchups) as don't @ me brah, The Placebo Arm would be 3-4.
If don't @ me brah had played every team in the league each week, they would be 58-30.
If they played every team every week, The Placebo Arm would be 29-59.
Coach Talk
don't @ me brah
Listen don't @ me brah, I'm a glass-half-full kind of coach. While some may harp on the fact that our scoring output has slipped lately, I'll choose to take the high road. Averaging 112.3 points through Week 7, our crew has obviously proven that it's even stronger than the 89.32 we needed for this past week's win!
The Placebo Arm
The Placebo Arm may find it tough to gripe about lack of opportunities this past week. As a group, our four pass-catchers (three WR, one TE) collectively received a grand total of 29 targets in Week 8. Those players should try to get some extra practice reps in with their QBs, considering they pulled down just 15 balls.

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