Stickmans Ducky beat Pathetic _itches for third straight win, 205.54-199.45
Stickmans Ducky extended their win streak to three games with a hard-fought win over Pathetic _itches, emerging victorious with a 205.54-199.45 victory. Pathetic _itches earned a 67.68-point lead on Thursday behind a standout performance from Justin Herbert (314 Pass Yds, 2 Pass TDs, 14 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD). But Stickmans Ducky held the lead the rest of the way, powered by Deshaun Watson, who passed for 373 yards and 2 touchdowns and ran for 25 yards for 57.96 points, and Jonathan Taylor, who racked up 95 yards from scrimmage and ran for a touchdown (30.9 points). This marks the first time this season Stickmans Ducky have gotten the best of Pathetic _itches, after falling 190.51-178.8 in their last matchup. Stickmans Ducky improve to 7-8 for the season, while Pathetic _itches fall to 9-6.
The Cowboys defense (33 Pts Allowed, 458 Yds Allowed, 4 Turnovers) scored 21.03 points against the 49ers in Week 15. Their scoring output more-than-doubled their 8-point projection and was much higher than their 9.04-point season scoring average. The Cowboys defense will face the Eagles next week.
The Dallas Cowboys defense
Thursday
Justin Herbert had a 26-yard touchdown pass and a 53-yard pass for Pathetic _itches to contribute to a 67.68-0.00 lead for Pathetic _itches.
Sunday Early
There were players with standout plays on both teams early Sunday, but after the results were tallied, Stickmans Ducky had a 193.24-163.80 lead. Deshaun Watson had a 38-yard touchdown pass for Stickmans Ducky, while CeeDee Lamb had a 45-yard catch. Corey Davis made the highlight reel for Pathetic _itches with a 75-yard touchdown catch.
Stickmans Ducky
Whoa, that Colts secondary didn't see it coming! 33 completions on 41 attempts... good enough for an 80% completion percentage for Deshaun Watson. We know the GM of Stickmans Ducky has to be thankful for the attention to detail.
Pathetic _itches
The problem in Week 15 isn't exactly rocket science, Pathetic _itches. Choosing to start DeVante Parker in a fantasy matchup where your opposition tallied 205.54 points... let's all put this in the rear-view mirror and assume that something like this won't happen again?