Week 7
Mario's Team
4-3 32.71
30.33
Bitch Slappers
29.51
4-3
25.95
Bitch Slappers beat predictions but lose to Mario's Team, 32.71-29.51
Bitch Slappers exceeded their projected point total, but it wasn't enough to swing the result. Predicted to win 30.33-25.95, Mario's Team secured a 32.71-29.51 win over Bitch Slappers. Mario's Team never trailed in this one after taking a 5.74-point lead on Thursday behind Boston Scott (2.16 points) and Logan Ryan (1.25). Eddie Jackson (3.95 points) and Khalil Mack (3.7) were the leaders for Bitch Slappers in the loss. Mario's Team (4-3) will look to add to their success against bladen's Unreal Team, while Bitch Slappers (4-3) will take on Saul Elizarraras in an effort to get back in the win column.
Matchup Timeline
Mario's Team
Bitch Slappers
Inside the Matchup
Matchup Player of the Week
Williams scored 3.3 points against the Titans in Week 7 to more-than-quadruple his 0.69-point projection. He made 10 tackles and recorded a sack to beat his projection by the third-highest percentage of any LB in the league this season. In Week 8, Williams and the Steelers will face the Ravens.
Top Player Comparison
Matchup Highlights
Sunday Late
Kyler Murray had a 35-yard touchdown pass and a 41-yard pass for Mario's Team, helping the team to a 22.81-10.60 lead.
Sunday Night
Nelson Agholor had a 20-yard touchdown catch and a 44-yard catch for Bitch Slappers, who trailed 29.86-19.54 after Sunday night.
Points By Position
Mario's Team
Bitch Slappers
Standings Update
Don’t look now, but we’re already at the midpoint of the season, meaning we ought to take a closer look at the Standings.
Mario's Team
Mario's Team may not win the league scoring title, but they're certainly putting up points when it counts. Through seven weeks, the squad is averaging the 4th-most points per game in the league (30.06 ppg), propelling Mario's Team to No. 5 in the Standings, which puts them in playoff position.
Important Players
1847 Pass Yds, 13 Pass TDs, 437 Rush Yds, 7 Rush TDs
Marlon Humphrey
Best Acquisition
36 Tackles, 2.5 Sacks, 1 Int
Bitch Slappers
Bitch Slappers may not win the league scoring title, but they're certainly putting up points when it counts. Through seven weeks, the team is averaging the 5th-most points per game in the league (29.17 ppg), propelling Bitch Slappers to No. 6 in the Standings, which puts them in playoff position.
Important Players
55 Tackles, 1.5 Sack, 1 Int
Patrick Queen
Best Drafted
44 Tackles, 2 Sacks
Trayvon Mullen
Best Acquisition
28 Tackles
StatSmack
That pregame pep talk must have worked. Mario's Team scored more in this one (32.71) than their season average (30.06).
Even the machines think Mario's Team have a better lineup. Their projected average points is higher (30.69) than Bitch Slappers (28.33).
Once Mario's Team put their foot on the gas, they don't let up. They've got more blowout wins this season than Bitch Slappers (3 vs 2).
By position, Mario's Team have outscored Bitch Slappers at QB, RB, and WR this season.
Hey Bitch Slappers, want to see stats that favor your team? Well, try winning for a change, and see what the numbers have to say next week!