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Week 6

Weekly
Grade
Bitch Slappers
4-2 31.02
28.39
 
VS
proj
LongShotzz
15.14 1-5
15.81

Bitch Slappers hand LongShotzz fifth consecutive loss in 31.02-15.14 rout

Bitch Slappers rolled to a 31.02-15.14 win to hand LongShotzz their fifth consecutive loss. It didn't take long to learn who would lead the way in the matchup, as Bitch Slappers leapt out to an 11.44-point lead early Sunday afternoon behind standout efforts from J.J. Watt and Calais Campbell. Watt made 4 tackles and recorded a sack for 4.1 points, while Campbell made 5 tackles and recorded 3 sacks (4.05 points). Julio Jones (3.64 points) and Mario Addison (1.8) led the charge for LongShotzz in the loss. Bitch Slappers (4-2) will look to keep it rolling against Mario's Team, while LongShotzz (1-5) will take on bladen's Unreal Team in an effort to right the ship.

Matchup Timeline

  Bitch Slappers   LongShotzz

Inside the Matchup

Matchup Player of the Week

Going up against the Steelers in Week 6, Mitchell made 6 tackles. In doing so, he put up 1.9 points and more-than-quadrupled his scoring projection, the fourth-highest percent increase of any CB in the league this season. In Week 7, Mitchell and the Browns will play the Bengals.
Terrance Mitchell

Top Player Comparison

Bitch Slappers
Points
% of total points 31.02
1
J.J. Watt
DE
4.1
1.62
13.2%
2
Calais Campbell
DE
4.05
1.56
13.1%
3
Lavonte David
LB
3.1
2.39
10%
4
Jakeem Grant
WR
2.45
1.44
7.9%
LongShotzz
Points
% of total points 15.14
1
Julio Jones
WR
3.64
1.78
24%
2
Mario Addison
DE
1.8
1.09
11.9%
3
Ben Roethlisberger
QB
1.74
2.78
11.5%
4
DJ Moore
WR
1.64
1.58
10.8%

Matchup Highlights

Sunday Early
Julio Jones had a 20-yard touchdown catch and a 40-yard touchdown catch for LongShotzz, while Ben Roethlisberger had a 28-yard touchdown pass for the team, who trailed 20.55-9.11 after the early slate.

Points By Position

  Bitch Slappers   LongShotzz

What If

Bitch Slappers would have beaten 10 other teams besides LongShotzz this week.
LongShotzz would have lost to 10 other teams besides Bitch Slappers this week.
If they played LongShotzz every week, Bitch Slappers would be 6-0 this season.
Bitch Slappers would have gotten the victory over LongShotzz 30.08-14.67 had they played each other last week.
Bitch Slappers would be 4-1 if they played the same schedule (excluding head-to-head matchups) as LongShotzz.
If they played the same schedule (excluding head-to-head matchups) as Bitch Slappers, LongShotzz would be 1-4.
If Bitch Slappers had played every team in the league each week, they would be 57-21.
If they played every team every week, LongShotzz would be 9-69.

Coach Talk

Bitch Slappers
Listen, Bitch Slappers, we do certainly admire the confidence. Deploying not one, but TWO starters with zero points (Wayne Gallman Jr. and Daniel Carlson), while still getting the W... that's a bit too risky for us traditionalists. Try those shenanigans next week against Mario's Team and see what happens.
LongShotzz
Well, this week's problem isn't exactly rocket science, LongShotzz. Going with multiple zero-point players in a fantasy matchup where your opposition tallied more than 31 points... let's aim to play with a full deck of cards next time?