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Week 13

Weekly
Grade
Heavy Doobage
11-2 34.41
32.39
 
VS
proj
Bitch Slappers
29.64 8-5
28.53

Heavy Doobage defeat Bitch Slappers for fifth straight win, 34.41-29.64

Heavy Doobage extended their win streak to five games with a hard-fought win over Bitch Slappers, emerging victorious with a 34.41-29.64 victory. Heavy Doobage never trailed in this one after taking a 3.44-point lead early Sunday afternoon behind Joe Schobert (6.2 points) and James Robinson (2.51). Derek Carr (4.2 points) and Jabrill Peppers (2.85) were the top performers for Bitch Slappers in the loss. Heavy Doobage (11-2) will look to get another win against Mario's Team, while Bitch Slappers (8-5) will try to get back in the win column against bladen's Unreal Team.

Matchup Timeline

  Heavy Doobage   Bitch Slappers

Inside the Matchup

Matchup Player of the Week

Tillery scored 2.4 points against the Patriots in Week 13 to more-than-triple his 0.78-point projection. He made 6 tackles to beat his projection by the highest percentage of any player on Heavy Doobage this week. Next week, Tillery will go up against the Falcons.
Jerry Tillery

Top Player Comparison

Heavy Doobage
Points
% of total points 34.41
1
Joe Schobert
LB
6.2
2.05
18%
2
Nick Mullens
QB
3.05
2.3
8.9%
3
Budda Baker
S
2.6
2.13
7.6%
4
James Robinson
RB
2.51
2.1
7.3%
Bitch Slappers
Points
% of total points 29.64
1
Derek Carr
QB
4.2
3.1
14.2%
2
Jabrill Peppers
S
2.85
1.14
9.6%
3
Patrick Queen
LB
2.65
1.68
8.9%
4
Robert Spillane
LB
2.35
0.99
7.9%

Matchup Highlights

Sunday Early
Derek Carr had a 46-yard touchdown pass and a 38-yard touchdown pass for Bitch Slappers, who trailed 19.66-16.22 after the early action.
Monday
Nick Mullens had a 49-yard pass for Heavy Doobage on Monday night, helping to pad the margin of victory for the team.

Points By Position

  Heavy Doobage   Bitch Slappers

StatSmack

Heavy Doobage must have eaten their Wheaties this morning. They scored more points in this matchup (34.41) than their season average (32.58).
Heavy Doobage are looking unstoppable, winning five in a row.
We heard scoring helps you win. Heavy Doobage are doing a better job of that, averaging 32.58 versus Bitch Slappers's 27.74.
"Winning isn't everything" was probably said by someone who lost. Heavy Doobage (11-2) have a better record than Bitch Slappers (8-5).
Even the computers think Heavy Doobage have a better-constructed roster. Their projected average points is higher (34.32) than Bitch Slappers (28.13).
Once Heavy Doobage put their foot on the gas, they don't let up. They've got more blowout wins this season than Bitch Slappers (5 vs 3).
By position, Heavy Doobage have outscored Bitch Slappers at QB, RB, WR, and IDP this season.
Heavy Doobage don’t just win, they win BIG, with an average margin of victory of 8 points, highest in the league.
Heavy Doobage are in the playoffs. Bitch Slappers are currently on the outside looking in.
Don't worry Bitch Slappers, just because you lost doesn't mean it's all over. But you really should have won. Give that a whirl next week!

Coach Talk

Heavy Doobage
You know what, Heavy Doobage, we do appreciate the confidence. Deploying not one, but TWO starters with zero points (Clyde Edwards-Helaire and Kyle Rudolph), while still earning the win... that's a bit too risky for us traditionalists! We just ask you to please limit those flashy shenanigans to the regular season. Try it when the postseason rolls around, and we'll be finished.
Bitch Slappers
Welp, we can't really gripe about a lack of opportunities this time, can we? As a group, our pass-catching corps (three WR and two TE) collectively saw a grand total of 31 targets in Week 13. Those players should spend extra practice time working with their QBs, considering they managed only 19 catches.