This wasn't even their best effort. Bitch Slappers scored fewer points in this one (23.17) than their season average of 27.51.
Everybody can't be a winner, especially if you're Hancocks Beast. They've dropped their last seven matchups.
We heard scoring helps you win. Hancocks Beast need some help then, averaging just 16.01 versus Bitch Slappers's 27.51.
As Herm Edwards once said, "You play to win the game!" Bitch Slappers (7-4) have a better record than Hancocks Beast (2-9).
Even the computers think Bitch Slappers have a better lineup. They have a higher projected points average (27.99) than Hancocks Beast (16.1).
You can't win if you don't play. Bitch Slappers has left fewer points on the bench this season (64.21) than Hancocks Beast (77.75).
Once Bitch Slappers put their foot on the gas, they don't let up. They've got more blowout wins this season than Hancocks Beast (3 vs 0).
Bitch Slappers laugh in the face of danger. They've got more upset wins this season (1) than Hancocks Beast (0).
Bitch Slappers should change their team name to "The Overachievers" since they have beat their projection in more weeks than Hancocks Beast (6 vs 5).
Bitch Slappers have had more fantasy starters beat their projection than Hancocks Beast (87 vs 53).
By position, Bitch Slappers have outscored Hancocks Beast at WR, TE, K, and IDP this season.
Bitch Slappers has a higher average scoring margin (4) than Hancocks Beast this season (-9).
Hey Hancocks Beast, want to see stats that favor your team? Well, try winning for a change, and see what the numbers have to say next week!