Joey Buttafuoco Jr. knock off BEAVES A KNEE BENDER, 3,977-3,649
Both teams beat projections, but Joey Buttafuoco Jr. got the best of BEAVES A KNEE BENDER, earning a 3,977-3,649 victory. Joey Buttafuoco Jr. never trailed in this one after nabbing a 523-point lead on Thursday behind Darren Waller (583 points). DeAndre Hopkins (9 Rec, 169 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD) and Matthew Stafford (252 Pass Yds, 1 Pass TD, 12 Rush Yds) led the way for BEAVES A KNEE BENDER in the loss. This marks the second time this season Joey Buttafuoco Jr. have taken down BEAVES A KNEE BENDER, after falling 3,375-2,664 in their last matchup. Joey Buttafuoco Jr. will look to not lose that winning feeling in next week's semifinal round, while BEAVES A KNEE BENDER seek to bounce back and lock up a top-6 finish.
While allowing 33 points, surrendering 458 yards, and forcing 4 turnovers against the 49ers, the Cowboys defense recorded 390 points this week. Their scoring output nearly doubled their 196.65-point projection and was much higher than their 95.45-point season scoring average. The Cowboys defense will face the Eagles next week.
The Dallas Cowboys defense
Thursday
Darren Waller had a 35-yard touchdown catch for Joey Buttafuoco Jr., helping the team to a 583-60 lead.
Saturday
Aaron Jones had a 46-yard run for Joey Buttafuoco Jr. to contribute to an 881-436 lead for the team.
Sunday Early
Matthew Stafford had a 44-yard pass for BEAVES A KNEE BENDER, while CeeDee Lamb had a 45-yard catch for the team, who trailed 3,720-2,742 after the early action.
Sunday Late
DeAndre Hopkins had a 20-yard touchdown catch and a 45-yard catch for BEAVES A KNEE BENDER, who trailed 3,937-3,524 after the late afternoon action.
Joey Buttafuoco Jr.
Deploying a lineup that won by 328 points this past week... we consider that to be a job well done.
BEAVES A KNEE BENDER
Fortunately, BEAVES A KNEE BENDER, this week's problem isn't exactly advanced calculus. Choosing to start Jason Sanders in a fantasy matchup where your opponent tallied 3,977 points... let's try to play with a full deck of cards next time.