They weren't even trying all that hard. methylated spirits scored fewer points in this one (133.52) than their season average of 146.28.
Everybody can't be a winner, especially if you're Laphroaig loosers. They've dropped their last eight matchups.
We heard scoring helps you win. Laphroaig loosers need some help then, averaging just 75.41 versus methylated spirits's 146.28.
"Winning isn't everything" was probably said by someone who lost. methylated spirits (3-5) have a better record than Laphroaig loosers (0-8).
Even the computers think methylated spirits have better players. They have a higher projected points average (159.98) than Laphroaig loosers (73.69).
In dire times, at least methylated spirits keep it close. They've been blown out less times than Laphroaig loosers (2 vs 3).
methylated spirits are better at closing games out, with fewer close losses than Laphroaig loosers (0 vs 1).
methylated spirits have started more fantasy players who beat their projection than Laphroaig loosers (63 vs 34).
By position, methylated spirits have outscored Laphroaig loosers at QB, RB, TE, DEF, and IDP this season.
The starters for methylated spirits had more big plays in their NFL games this week (1) than the starters for Laphroaig loosers (0).
Hey Laphroaig loosers, want to see stats that favor your team? Well, try winning for a change, and see what the numbers have to say next week!