Assimilate THIS defy predictions, knock off KC Chiefs 0-5 Start in 115.0-84.5 rout
Assimilate THIS exceeded their projected point total, cruising to a 115.0-84.5 win over KC Chiefs 0-5 Start. KC Chiefs 0-5 Start pulled out to a 4.0-point lead on Thursday, but it was all Assimilate THIS after that. They were led by the Philadelphia Eagles defense, who allowed only 9 points, surrendered 265 yards, and forced 2 fumbles for 32 points, and Patrick Mahomes, who passed for 416 yards and 5 touchdowns (23 points). Travis Kelce (8 Rec, 109 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD) and Tyreek Hill (4 Rec, 98 Rec Yds, 2 Rec TDs) were the leading scorers for KC Chiefs 0-5 Start in defeat. Assimilate THIS (5-3) will look to add to their success against Can I Haz Touchdown?, while KC Chiefs 0-5 Start (2-6) meet Hakuna Matata in an effort to get back on track.
With 7 points, Desir more-than-doubled his 3.42-point projection as the Jets lost to the Chiefs 35-9. He made 7 tackles to beat his projection by the fourth-highest percentage of any CB in the league this season. Desir will face the Patriots next week.
Assimilate THIS
Assimilate THIS (5-3) are set to go up against Can I Haz Touchdown? (7-1) in Week 9. Each team will have multiple bye weeks to consider in Week 9, as Robert Woods, Tee Higgins, Boston Scott, and John Johnson III are off for Can I Haz Touchdown? and the Philadelphia Eagles defense, Brandon Graham, and Joe Burrow will get the week off for Assimilate THIS. Over the last three weeks, Assimilate THIS have scored 80.67 points per game, while Can I Haz Touchdown? have averaged 106 per contest.
KC Chiefs 0-5 Start
Two squads sporting matching 2-6 records, 10th-place KC Chiefs 0-5 Start will now get a date with 11th-place Hakuna Matata next week. Each side has multiple bye weeks to consider in Week 9, as Cooper Kupp, Travis Fulgham, Tyler Boyd, and B.J. Goodson are off for KC Chiefs 0-5 Start while the Cincinnati Bengals defense, Jake Elliott, and Nick Chubb are out for Hakuna Matata.