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Week 13

Weekly
Grade
Assimilate THIS
9-4 83.5
77.98
 
VS
proj
Hakuna Matata
79 5-8
77.42

Assimilate THIS beat Hakuna Matata for fourth straight win in 83.5-79.0 battle

Assimilate THIS extended their win streak to four games with a tight win over Hakuna Matata, narrowly earning an 83.5-79.0 victory. Hakuna Matata made a run at it on Monday night, but they came up short. Assimilate THIS led 67.5-56.5 after Sunday's action and held on for the win despite a combined 22.5 points from three players on Monday night for Hakuna Matata. Assimilate THIS were led by the Philadelphia Eagles defense, who allowed 30 points and 437 yards for 14 points, and Adrian Peterson, who ran for 57 yards and 2 touchdowns (14 points). Assimilate THIS (9-4) will look to earn another W against Drones, while Hakuna Matata (5-8) attempt to get some positive momentum against Can I Haz Touchdown?.

Matchup Timeline

  Assimilate THIS   Hakuna Matata

Inside the Matchup

Matchup Player of the Week

While running for 57 yards and 2 touchdowns against the Bears, Peterson put up 14 points this week. His scoring output nearly tripled his 4.8-point projection and was much higher than his 4.7-point season scoring average. Peterson will face the Packers next week.
Adrian Peterson

Top Player Comparison

Assimilate THIS
Points
% of total points 83.5
1
The Philadelphia Eagles defense
DEF
14
6.23
16.8%
2
Adrian Peterson
RB
14
4.8
16.8%
3
Budda Baker
S
10
6.43
12%
4
T.J. Watt
LB
9
6.08
10.8%
Hakuna Matata
Points
% of total points 79
1
Josh Allen
QB
16.5
8.24
20.9%
2
Marvin Jones Jr.
WR
14
7.58
17.7%
3
Nick Chubb
RB
10
8.89
12.7%
4
T.J. Hockenson
TE
9
6.04
11.4%

Matchup Highlights

Sunday Early
Marvin Jones Jr. had a 25-yard touchdown catch for Hakuna Matata, contributing to a 40.0-35.0 lead for the team.
Sunday Night
Patrick Mahomes had a 20-yard touchdown pass for Assimilate THIS, contributing to a 67.5-56.5 lead for the team.
Monday
Josh Allen had a 28-yard touchdown pass and a 23-yard touchdown pass for Hakuna Matata.

Points By Position

  Assimilate THIS   Hakuna Matata

What If

Assimilate THIS would have beaten five other teams besides Hakuna Matata this week.
Hakuna Matata would have lost to five other teams besides Assimilate THIS this week.
If Assimilate THIS played Hakuna Matata every week this season, they'd be 12-1.
Last week, Assimilate THIS would have topped Hakuna Matata 86.5-81.
Assimilate THIS would be 8-4 if they played the same schedule (excluding head-to-head matchups) as Hakuna Matata.
If they played the same schedule (excluding head-to-head matchups) as Assimilate THIS, Hakuna Matata would be 4-8.
If Assimilate THIS had played every team in the league each week, they would be 90-53.
If they played every team every week, Hakuna Matata would be 45-97-1.

Coach Talk

Assimilate THIS
Sure, we ultimately earned the win, but there's really no other way for us to spin this, Assimilate THIS. Our starting QB was severely outmatched by the opposition. Josh Allen went 32-of-40 for 375 yards and four touchdowns for Hakuna Matata, and all Patrick Mahomes could produce was a 25-for-40 day, with 318 yards and one passing TD. Let's bounce back with a big statement in Week 14!
Hakuna Matata
Talk about old-school ground n' pound: As a group, the starting backfield for Hakuna Matata collectively registered just one measly target this past week. Tell those offensive coordinators to dial up a couple of screen plays in Week 14!