Bitch Slappers overcome starter's goose egg, beat bladen's Unreal Team in 33.93-20.30 rout
Both teams were impeded by starters who put up goose eggs, but Bitch Slappers were able to persevere and earn the win, cruising to a 33.93-20.30 victory over bladen's Unreal Team. Bitch Slappers pulled out to a 1.56-point lead on Thursday behind Kyle Fuller (2.3 points) and Marquez Valdes-Scantling (0.96) and never looked back. DeAndre Hopkins (3.48 points) and Jeff Heath (2.65) carried the flag for bladen's Unreal Team in defeat. Bitch Slappers (1-0) will look to keep it rolling against Saul Elizarraras, while bladen's Unreal Team (0-1) will meet Hancocks Beast in an effort to right the ship.
While catching 6 passes for 131 yards and a touchdown against the Cardinals, Hockenson put up 2.88 points this week. He more-than-quadrupled his 0.7-point projection in the 27-27 tie. Hockenson will face the Chargers next week.
Thursday
Marquez Valdes-Scantling had a 47-yard catch for Bitch Slappers, contributing to a 3.26-1.70 lead for the team.
Sunday Early
Both teams had players with highlight-reel moments early Sunday, but it was Bitch Slappers who claimed the lead, 9.40-8.73. For Bitch Slappers, Cairo Santos had a 53-yard field goal. Travis Kelce made the highlight reel for bladen's Unreal Team with a 42-yard catch and a 41-yard catch.
Sunday Late
John Ross III had a 55-yard touchdown catch and a 33-yard touchdown catch for Bitch Slappers, while T.J. Hockenson had a 23-yard touchdown catch, helping Bitch Slappers to a 25.48-14.72 lead.
Sunday Night
Tom Brady had a 58-yard touchdown pass and a 25-yard touchdown pass for Bitch Slappers, contributing to a 29.12-14.72 lead for the team.
Monday
There were players with standout plays for both teams on Monday night. For Bitch Slappers, Tyrell Williams had a 43-yard catch. Wil Lutz made the highlight reel for bladen's Unreal Team with a 58-yard field goal.