The Dung Trumpets knock off The Wimpy Babies 2.0 in 281.0-156.5 rout
The Dung Trumpets showed up and beat expectations, cruising to a 281.0-156.5 victory over The Wimpy Babies 2.0, who fell short of projections. The Wimpy Babies 2.0 grabbed a 19.0-point lead on Thursday, but it was all The Dung Trumpets after that. They were led by Tom Brady (341 Pass Yds, 3 Pass TDs) and Deshaun Watson (268 Pass Yds, 3 Pass TDs, 40 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD). Aaron Rodgers (32 points) and David Johnson (25) carried the flag for The Wimpy Babies 2.0 in the loss. The Dung Trumpets (1-0) will look to build on their success against Little Sissy Girls, while The Wimpy Babies 2.0 (0-1) will attempt to get some positive momentum against The Big Trubisky.
In a 35-17 loss to the Cowboys, Engram scored 33 points to more-than-double his 11.76-point projection. He caught 11 passes for 116 yards and a touchdown to beat his projection by the highest percentage of any player on The Dung Trumpets this week. Engram will square off against the Bills in Week 2.
Thursday
Aaron Rodgers had a 47-yard pass for The Wimpy Babies 2.0 to contribute to a 32.0-13.0 lead for The Wimpy Babies 2.0.
Sunday Early
Kirk Cousins had a 23-yard touchdown pass for The Wimpy Babies 2.0, contributing to a 105.0-56.0 lead for the team.
Sunday Late
There were players with big-time moments for both teams on Sunday afternoon, after which The Wimpy Babies 2.0 emerged with a 153.5-133.0 lead. For The Dung Trumpets, DK Metcalf had a 42-yard catch. David Johnson made the highlight reel for The Wimpy Babies 2.0 with a 27-yard touchdown catch.
Sunday Night
Tom Brady had a 58-yard touchdown pass and a 25-yard touchdown pass for The Dung Trumpets, helping the team to a 206.0-156.5 lead.
Monday
Deshaun Watson had a 37-yard touchdown pass and a 21-yard touchdown run for The Dung Trumpets, while Alvin Kamara had a 41-yard catch on Monday night, helping to increase the margin of victory for The Dung Trumpets.