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Week 9

Weekly
Grade
no Vaseline
6-3 171.74
137.29
 
VS
proj
Sissy
129.24 1-8
109.1

no Vaseline top Sissy for sixth straight win in 171.74-129.24 rout

no Vaseline extended their win streak to six games with an easy win over Sissy, rolling to a 171.74-129.24 victory. Sissy leapt out to a 65.04-point lead on Thursday behind stellar efforts from Kyler Murray, who passed for 241 yards and 2 touchdowns and ran for 34 yards for 27.04 points, and Emmanuel Sanders, who caught 7 passes for 112 yards and a touchdown (25.2 points). But it was all no Vaseline after that. They were led by Matthew Stafford (406 Pass Yds, 3 Pass TDs) and Tyreek Hill (6 Rec, 140 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD). no Vaseline (6-3) will look to get another W against ROCK OUT W/ COCK OUT, while Sissy (1-8) will face Virgin squad in an effort to get back on track.

Matchup Timeline

  no Vaseline   Sissy

Inside the Matchup

Matchup Player of the Week

The Chargers defense (11 Pts Allowed, 184 Yds Allowed) scored 19 points against the Packers in Week 9. Their scoring output more-than-doubled their 7.6-point projection and was much higher than their 12.39-point season scoring average. The Chargers defense will face the Raiders next week.
The Los Angeles Chargers defense

Top Player Comparison

no Vaseline
Points
% of total points 171.74
1
Matthew Stafford
QB
34.84
22.58
20.3%
2
Tyreek Hill
WR
31.5
14.6
18.3%
3
Marvin Jones Jr.
WR
28.6
12.33
16.7%
4
The Los Angeles Chargers defense
DEF
19
7.6
11.1%
Sissy
Points
% of total points 129.24
1
Kyler Murray
QB
27.04
15.63
20.9%
2
Emmanuel Sanders
WR
25.2
13.7
19.5%
3
Phillip Lindsay
RB
16.2
10.48
12.5%
4
Jordan Howard
RB
15.3
11.33
11.8%

Matchup Highlights

Thursday
Kyler Murray had an 88-yard touchdown pass for Sissy, helping give Sissy a 65.04-0.00 lead.
Sunday Early
Tyreek Hill had a 40-yard touchdown catch and a 41-yard catch for no Vaseline, who trailed 99.84-56.30 after the early round of games.
Sunday Late
There were players with standout moments for both teams on Sunday afternoon, after which no Vaseline had a 149.84-129.24 lead. Matthew Stafford teamed up with Marvin Jones Jr. for a 47-yard pass for no Vaseline. Stafford also lit up the scoreboard with a 59-yard touchdown pass and a 26-yard touchdown pass. Phillip Lindsay made the highlight reel for Sissy with a 30-yard touchdown run and a 40-yard run.

Points By Position

  no Vaseline   Sissy

What If

no Vaseline would have beaten seven other teams besides Sissy this week.
Sissy would have lost to six other teams besides no Vaseline this week.
no Vaseline would be 5-4 if they played Sissy every week.
no Vaseline would have been victorious over Sissy 157.58-96 had they played each other last week.
no Vaseline would be 2-5-1 if they played the same schedule (excluding head-to-head matchups) as Sissy.
If they played the same schedule (excluding head-to-head matchups) as no Vaseline, Sissy would be 4-4.
If no Vaseline had played every team in the league each week, they would be 39-41-1.
If they played every team every week, Sissy would be 27-54.

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