Sissysbitch hand Sissy seventh consecutive loss in 185.98-119.40 rout
Sissysbitch cruised to a 185.98-119.40 victory to hand Sissy their seventh straight loss. Sissy nabbed a 14.50-point lead on Thursday, but it was all Sissysbitch after that. They were led by Drew Brees (37.28 points) and Saquon Barkley (31.3). Patrick Mahomes (340 Pass Yds, 2 Pass TDs, 11 Rush Yds) and A.J. Brown (8 Rec, 114 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD) were the leading performers for Sissy in defeat. This marks the first time this season Sissysbitch have gotten the best of Sissy, after falling 156.62-124.9 in their last matchup. Sissysbitch improve to 7-7 for the season, while Sissy fall to 1-13.
Kittle caught 13 passes for 134 yards as the 49ers lost to the Falcons 29-22. In doing so, he put up 27.4 points to scored 65.2% higher than his 16.59-point projection, the highest percentage of any player on Sissysbitch this week. In Week 16, Kittle and the 49ers will play the Rams.
Thursday
Marquise Brown had a 24-yard touchdown catch for Sissy, helping give Sissy a 14.50-0.00 lead.
Sunday Early
Patrick Mahomes had a 41-yard touchdown pass for Sissy, while A.J. Brown had a 60-yard catch, helping Sissy to a 116.50-38.70 lead.
Monday
Drew Brees had a 28-yard touchdown pass and a 21-yard touchdown pass for Sissysbitch on Monday night, helping to pad the margin of victory for the team.
Sissysbitch
Whoa now Sissysbitch, that's the type of display we love to see! A superb 29 completions on 30 attempts this past week for Mr. Precision... Uh, sorry, I mean Drew Brees. That Colts secondary didn't stand a chance! We know the GM of Sissysbitch is grateful for that precision and attention to detail.
Sissy
Whoa now, talk about under-utilized: As a group, the starting RBs for Sissy collectively registered just one catch on four targets this past week.