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Week 2

Weekly
Grade
Sissysbitch
1-1 132.02
145.11
 
VS
proj
no Vaseline
128.5 0-2
145.06

no Vaseline fall short of predictions, lose to Sissysbitch in 132.02-128.50 battle

no Vaseline underachieved compared to expectations, as Sissysbitch narrowly earned a 132.02-128.50 win. no Vaseline had a chance to come from behind on Monday night, but it wasn't to be. Sissysbitch led 132.02-110.50 after Sunday's action and held on for the win despite 18 points from Baker Mayfield on Monday night for no Vaseline. Sissysbitch were led by Kenny Golladay (26.7 points) and Austin Ekeler (23.3). Sissysbitch (1-1) will look to keep it rolling against America's Team, while no Vaseline (0-2) will face Virgin squad in an effort to get back on track.

Matchup Timeline

  Sissysbitch   no Vaseline

Inside the Matchup

Matchup Player of the Week

While catching 8 passes for 117 yards and a touchdown against the Chargers, Golladay recorded 26.7 points this week. He scored 77.3% more than his 15.06-point projection in the 13-10 win. Golladay ranks #40 among all fantasy players this season and will face the Eagles next week.
Kenny Golladay

Top Player Comparison

Sissysbitch
Points
% of total points 132.02
1
Kenny Golladay
WR
26.7
15.06
20.2%
2
Austin Ekeler
RB
23.3
17.37
17.6%
3
Cooper Kupp
WR
19.6
13.81
14.8%
4
Marquise Brown
WR
17.6
10.54
13.3%
no Vaseline
Points
% of total points 128.5
1
Dalvin Cook
RB
33.1
18.38
25.8%
2
Davante Adams
WR
18.6
18.15
14.5%
3
Baker Mayfield
QB
18
23.37
14%
4
Kerryon Johnson
RB
16.8
15.94
13.1%

Matchup Highlights

Sunday Early
There were several players with standout moments on both teams early Sunday, but after the scoring was completed, no Vaseline had a 110.50-108.90 lead. Kenny Golladay had a 31-yard touchdown catch for Sissysbitch, while Marquise Brown had a 41-yard catch. Meanwhile, Dalvin Cook had a 75-yard touchdown run for no Vaseline, while Kerryon Johnson had a 36-yard touchdown catch.
Sunday Late
Cooper Kupp had a 66-yard catch for Sissysbitch, helping the team to a 132.02-110.50 lead.
Monday
Baker Mayfield had an 89-yard touchdown pass for no Vaseline.

Points By Position

  Sissysbitch   no Vaseline

What If

Sissysbitch would have beaten three other teams besides no Vaseline this week.
no Vaseline would have lost to five other teams besides Sissysbitch this week.
Sissysbitch would be 2-0 if they played no Vaseline every week.
Last week, Sissysbitch would have defeated no Vaseline 196.9-99.38.
If Sissysbitch had played every team in the league each week, they would be 11-7.
If they played every team every week, no Vaseline would be 3-15.

Coach Talk

Sissysbitch
Well, we do applaud the confidence this past week, Sissysbitch. Playing a starter with negative points (Drew Brees) while still getting a win... talk about arrogance. All we ask is to please keep those shenanigans to the early regular season. Try it in the playoffs and we're toast.
no Vaseline
There's a chance that no Vaseline might be a better talent scout in real football than in fantasy. Accumulating only 20 total targets in Week 2, their five starting pass-catchers (four WR, one TE) apparently contributed primarily by running decoy routes and blocking downfield.