Sissysbitch come up short of predictions, lose to America's Team in 140.08-109.48 rout
There's no sugarcoating it, Sissysbitch didn't do their job, at least compared to projections, as America's Team rolled to a 140.08-109.48 win. America's Team leapt out to a 32.10-point lead on Thursday behind outstanding showings from Melvin Gordon III and Keenan Allen. Gordon III racked up 133 yards from scrimmage and ran for a touchdown for 21.3 points, while Allen racked up 86 yards from scrimmage (16.6 points). Sissysbitch came back to take the lead early afternoon Sunday, powered by Kenny Golladay (17.7 points) and Harrison Butker (13). Not to be deterred, America's Team made a run later that night, as Dak Prescott (31.88 points) and Michael Gallup (17.6) put them back on top for good. America's Team (5-5) will look to keep it rolling against Sissy, while Sissysbitch (5-5) will try to develop some positive momentum against ROCK OUT W/ COCK OUT.
The Seahawks defense (24 Pts Allowed, 302 Yds Allowed, 3 Turnovers) scored 22 points in a 27-24 win over the 49ers in Week 10. Their scoring output more-than-doubled their 9.17-point projection and was much higher than their 10.33-point season scoring average. The Seahawks defense ranks #10 among fantasy DEFs this season and will face the Eagles next week.
The Seattle Seahawks defense
America's Team
Next week will feature two squads heading in different directions, as America's Team (5-5) head into Week 11 on a two-game winning streak, while their opponent (Sissy, 1-9), have now dropped four in a row. America's Team might need to shuffle the deck a bit with the Seattle Seahawks defense, DK Metcalf, and Tyler Lockett out on bye in Week 11. Sissy won't have A.J. Brown. Over the last three weeks, America's Team have put up 145.57 points per game, while Sissy have averaged just 118.76 per contest.
Sissysbitch
Two teams sporting matching 5-5 records, sixth-place Sissysbitch will now have a date with second-place ROCK OUT W/ COCK OUT in Week 11. Sissysbitch might need to shuffle the deck a bit with Saquon Barkley out on bye next week. ROCK OUT W/ COCK OUT will be without Derrick Henry, Aaron Rodgers, and Marquez Valdes-Scantling.