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Week 3

Weekly
Grade
PORNSTARS
3-0 152.48
159.71
 
VS
proj
Sissysbitch
129.22 1-2
160.38

PORNSTARS beat Sissysbitch to remain unbeaten in 152.48-129.22 rout

PORNSTARS won their third straight to open the season with a convincing win over Sissysbitch, cruising to a 152.48-129.22 victory. It didn't take long to figure out who would lead the way in the matchup, as PORNSTARS grabbed a 51.68-point lead early Sunday afternoon behind outstanding efforts from the New England Patriots defense (25 points) and Lamar Jackson (18.28). Cooper Kupp (34.2 points) and David Johnson (18.5) did their part for Sissysbitch in defeat. PORNSTARS (3-0) will look to earn another win against America's Team, while Sissysbitch (1-2) will face Virgin squad in an effort to get back on track.

Matchup Timeline

  PORNSTARS   Sissysbitch

Inside the Matchup

Matchup Player of the Week

Kamara racked up 161 yards from scrimmage and scored 2 touchdowns as the Saints beat the Seahawks 33-27. In doing so, he put up 37.1 points and nearly doubled his scoring projection, the highest percent increase of any player on PORNSTARS this week. Next week, Kamara will battle the Cowboys.
Alvin Kamara

Top Player Comparison

PORNSTARS
Points
% of total points 152.48
1
Alvin Kamara
RB
37.1
18.59
24.3%
2
The New England Patriots defense
DEF
25
21.27
16.4%
3
Lamar Jackson
QB
18.28
23.27
12%
4
Frank Gore
RB
16.9
11.66
11.1%
Sissysbitch
Points
% of total points 129.22
1
Cooper Kupp
WR
34.2
14.95
26.5%
2
David Johnson
RB
18.5
18.16
14.3%
3
Austin Ekeler
RB
15.1
19.95
11.7%
4
Kyler Murray
QB
13.82
21.14
10.7%

Matchup Highlights

Sunday Late
Alvin Kamara had a 29-yard touchdown catch for PORNSTARS, helping the team to a 143.68-90.72 lead.

Points By Position

  PORNSTARS   Sissysbitch

StatSmack

PORNSTARS are on fire, with victories in three straight weeks.
"Winning isn't everything" was probably said by someone who lost. PORNSTARS (3-0) have a better record than Sissysbitch (1-2).
PORNSTARS don't let their opponents come within striking distance. They've got more blowout wins this season than Sissysbitch (2 vs 0).
Well, there’s one stat in favor of Sissysbitch - they’ve made more transactions (3) than PORNSTARS (2) this week. That didn't seem to help them this time, though.
By position, PORNSTARS have outscored Sissysbitch at QB, TE, and DEF this season.
PORNSTARS don’t just win, they win BIG, with an average margin of victory of 39 points, highest in the league.
The starters for PORNSTARS had more big plays in their NFL games this week (1) than the starters for Sissysbitch (0).
Hey Sissysbitch, want to see stats that favor your team? Well, try winning for a change, and see what the numbers have to say next week!

Coach Talk

PORNSTARS
Listen, PORNSTARS, we do appreciate the confidence. It takes moxie to start a player with zero points (Ka'imi Fairbairn), while still getting the win. Try that type of flashy, show-off stuff next week against America's Team and see what happens!
Sissysbitch
Welp, we certainly can't gripe about a shortage of opportunities this time, can we? As a group, our four pass-catchers (three WR, one TE) were targeted a healthy 37 times in Week 3. Chemistry appears to be an issue, as that group reeled in just 21 receptions.