Untouchables knock off Jolly Dwarfs in 159.48-101.84 rout
Untouchables stepped up and outperformed their projected point total, rolling to a 159.48-101.84 win over Jolly Dwarfs, who fell short of projections. Jolly Dwarfs got out to a 6.62-point lead on Thursday, but it was all Untouchables after that. They were led by Dalvin Cook, who racked up 191 yards from scrimmage and ran for a touchdown for 29.1 points, and Russell Wilson, who passed for 300 yards and 3 touchdowns and ran for 22 yards (26.2 points). Josh Allen (22.22 points) and the Houston Texans defense (16) did everything they could for Jolly Dwarfs in defeat. Untouchables (1-1) will look to keep it rolling against All Barkley No Bite, while Jolly Dwarfs (1-1) will meet Westerosi Brangals in an effort to get back in the win column.
With 29.1 points, Cook more-than-doubled his 14.43-point projection as the Vikings lost to the Packers 21-16. He racked up 191 yards from scrimmage and ran for a touchdown to beat his projection by the highest percentage of any player on Untouchables this week. Cook will battle the Raiders in Week 3.
Thursday
Cam Newton had a 44-yard pass and a 41-yard pass for Jolly Dwarfs, contributing to an 18.62-12.00 lead for Jolly Dwarfs.
Sunday Early
Both teams had multiple players with highlight-reel moments early Sunday, but it was Untouchables who grabbed the lead, 107.90-83.84. Dalvin Cook had a 75-yard touchdown run for Untouchables, while Russell Wilson had a 28-yard touchdown pass. Meanwhile, Josh Allen had a 51-yard pass for Jolly Dwarfs, while JuJu Smith-Schuster had a 45-yard catch.
Sunday Late
Cooper Kupp had a 66-yard catch for Jolly Dwarfs, who trailed 128.48-98.44 after the late games.
Sunday Night
Julio Jones had a 54-yard touchdown catch for Untouchables to contribute to a 159.48-101.84 lead for the team.
Untouchables
Whoa, Untouchables, you got friends at NASA or something? Not only did you win by 57.64 points, you also launched yourself up to third place in the league standings!
Jolly Dwarfs
Hey, we were just resting up for next week, right? The seven offensive skill starters (four WRs, two RBs, one TE) on Jolly Dwarfs combined to record 383 yards and just one touchdown in Week 2. The skill players on Untouchables showed off how it's supposed to be done by logging 706 yards and four scores.