Heavy Pettine top Bob Loblaw for third straight win in 200.90-123.45 rout
Heavy Pettine extended their win streak to three games with a dominant win over Bob Loblaw, cruising to a 200.90-123.45 victory. The matchup was over almost as soon as it started, as Heavy Pettine nabbed a 98.65-point lead early Sunday afternoon behind a combined 85.4 points from Lamar Jackson (222 Pass Yds, 4 Pass TDs, 86 Rush Yds) and Christian McCaffrey (70 Rush Yds, 121 Rec Yds). Mark Ingram II (48 Rush Yds, 37 Rec Yds, 2 Rec TDs) and Michael Thomas (8 Rec, 114 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD) did their part for Bob Loblaw in the loss. This marks the second time this season Heavy Pettine have gotten the best of Bob Loblaw, after winning 178.6-168.45 in their last matchup. Heavy Pettine (9-2) will look to maintain their winning ways against Baby Chark doo doo!, while Bob Loblaw (4-7) try to get back on track against Ditka Naybox.
The Bills defense (20 Pts Allowed, 303 Yds Allowed, 1 Turnovers) scored 29 points against the Dolphins in Week 11. Their scoring output more-than-doubled their 14.49-point projection and was much higher than their 19.33-point season scoring average. The Bills defense will face the Broncos next week.
The Buffalo Bills defense
Sunday Early
There were several players with highlight-reel moments on both teams early Sunday, but it was Heavy Pettine who grabbed the lead, 168.40-69.75. Lamar Jackson had a 25-yard touchdown pass and a 51-yard pass for Heavy Pettine, while Chris Godwin had a 30-yard touchdown catch. Meanwhile, Mark Ingram II had a 25-yard touchdown catch for Bob Loblaw, while Michael Thomas had a 41-yard catch.
Monday
Travis Kelce had a 23-yard touchdown catch for Bob Loblaw.
Heavy Pettine
Nice work assembling a starting crew that produced nearly 201 points this past week. We consider that to be a job done right. We should tip our cap to the GM of Bob Loblaw, take this victory in stride, and continue the march towards a fantasy title.
Bob Loblaw
Trust us on this one, Bob Loblaw... We've been in this business for a long time now. Obstacles pop up, you suffer some defeats, your fans get whiny, and the local beat writers get a little nit-picky with distasteful columns. All part of living that coach life. Just remember that when it comes to fantasy football, winning is the easiest way to silence all the critics out there.