Negligent Discharges come up short of expectations, lose to Redlegs, 155.35-102.15
Negligent Discharges failed to bring their A game, falling short of projections, as Redlegs emerged victorious with a 155.35-102.15 victory. Redlegs took a 37.35-point lead early Sunday afternoon behind a combined 57.1 points from Christian McCaffrey (128 Rush Yds, 2 Rush TDs, 81 Rec Yds) and Dede Westbrook (5 Rec, 30 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD) and never looked back. Alshon Jeffery (22.1 points) and Odell Beckham Jr. (14.1) were the leaders for Negligent Discharges in the loss. Redlegs (1-0) will look to build on their success against Hooligans, while Negligent Discharges (0-1) attempt to get back on track against Rebel Alliance.
Sunday Early
DeVante Parker had a 49-yard catch for Redlegs, helping the team to a 79.50-42.15 lead.
Sunday Late
Philip Rivers had a 55-yard touchdown pass and a 28-yard touchdown pass for Redlegs, helping the team to a 123.65-61.75 lead.
Sunday Night
Ben Roethlisberger had a 45-yard pass for Negligent Discharges, who trailed 129.65-88.05 after Sunday night.
Monday
Kenny Stills had a 37-yard touchdown catch for Redlegs during Monday Night Football, helping to increase the margin of victory for the team.
Redlegs
You know, football is all about exploiting the mismatches. Thanks to an awesome showing from Philip Rivers, we royally dominated Negligent Discharges at the quarterback position this past week (33.25 points to 12.5). Rivers went 25-for-34 for 333 yards, three TDs, and an INT in a 30-24 triumph over the Colts.
Negligent Discharges
Zero touchdowns and an interception for Ben Roethlisberger against the Patriots this week. Zero wins and one loss for Negligent Discharges on the 2019 season. Now, normally I'm pretty old-school when it comes to all these fancy numbers and stuff... but the internal analytics folks keep telling me that this is the kind of coincidence we should try to be avoiding.