Zombie Unicorns would be doing great, if the goal was to lose. They've dropped their last six matchups.
We heard scoring helps you win. Cleveland Steamers are doing a better job of that, averaging 109.12 versus Zombie Unicorns's 79.19.
As Herm Edwards once said, "You play to win the game!" Cleveland Steamers (6-4-1) have a better record than Zombie Unicorns (1-10).
Even the computers think Cleveland Steamers have better players. They have a higher projected points average (110.55) than Zombie Unicorns (84.96).
You won't win many weeks if you don't play. Zombie Unicorns has left more points on the bench this season (610.2) than Cleveland Steamers (475.2).
Once Cleveland Steamers put their foot on the gas, they don't let up. They've got more blowout wins this season than Zombie Unicorns (4 vs 0).
Cleveland Steamers laugh in the face of danger. They've got more upset wins this season (2) than Zombie Unicorns (0).
Cleveland Steamers should change their team name to "The Overachievers" since they have scored higher than projected in more matchups than Zombie Unicorns (5 vs 3).
Cleveland Steamers have had more fantasy starters beat their projected score than Zombie Unicorns (48 vs 39).
By position, Cleveland Steamers have outscored Zombie Unicorns at QB, RB, WR, TE, K, and DEF this season.
Cleveland Steamers don’t just win, they win BIG, with an average margin of victory of 11 points, third-highest in the league.
The starters for Cleveland Steamers had more big plays in their NFL games this week (9) than the starters for Zombie Unicorns (0).
Cleveland Steamers are in the playoffs. Zombie Unicorns are currently on the outside looking in.
Don't worry Zombie Unicorns, just because you lost doesn't mean it's all over. But you really should have won. Give that a whirl next week!