Back-and-forth battle ends with Naked Bootlegs knocking off Bitterness, 220.45-206.40
Well, that was thrilling! After a back-and-forth matchup featuring three lead changes, Naked Bootlegs earned a hard-fought win over Bitterness, securing a 220.45-206.40 victory. Naked Bootlegs were led by Carson Wentz, who passed for 313 yards and 3 touchdowns for 34.15 points, and Drew Brees, who passed for 370 yards and 2 touchdowns (29.5 points), while Austin Ekeler (39.4 points) and DeAndre Hopkins (31.1) did everything they could for Bitterness in the loss. Naked Bootlegs (1-0) will look to sustain their winning ways against Night Hawk, while Bitterness (0-1) try to right the ship against Budd Light.
Walker (5 Rec, 55 Rec Yds, 2 Rec TDs) scored 22.5 points against the Browns in Week 1. His scoring output more-than-doubled his 10.11-point projection. Walker will face the Colts next week.
Sunday Early
Carson Wentz had a 53-yard touchdown pass and a 51-yard touchdown pass for Naked Bootlegs, while Calvin Ridley had a 20-yard touchdown catch, contributing to a 138.45-69.10 lead for Naked Bootlegs.
Sunday Late
Kyler Murray had a 27-yard touchdown pass and a 45-yard pass for Bitterness, while Austin Ekeler had a 55-yard touchdown catch, helping Bitterness to a 175.30-149.15 lead.
Sunday Night
Josh Gordon had a 20-yard touchdown catch and a 44-yard catch for Naked Bootlegs, helping the team to a 186.95-175.30 lead.
Monday
Drew Brees had multiple 41-yard passes for Naked Bootlegs during Monday Night Football, helping to increase the margin of victory for the team.
Naked Bootlegs
Putting together a lineup that won by over 14 points this past week... we deem that to be a job well done. We should tip our cap to the GM of Bitterness, take this win in stride, and continue on our way towards the Motor City Football league title.
Bitterness
Zero touchdowns and an interception for Mitchell Trubisky against the Packers this week. Zero wins and one loss for Bitterness on the 2019 season. I'm usually pretty old-school when it comes to all this fancy "analytics" mumbo-jumbo... but our in-house number gurus keep telling me that this is the sort of "correlation" we should try to be avoiding.