The Royce of Breeson lose to Chan Poopoo Pushers, 112-99
The Royce of Breeson were unable to rise to the occasion, as Chan Poopoo Pushers emerged victorious with a 112-99 victory. The Royce of Breeson earned a 2-point lead on Thursday, but Chan Poopoo Pushers held the lead the rest of the way. They were led by Kyler Murray (308 Pass Yds, 2 Pass TDs, 13 Rush Yds) and Chris Carson (46 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 35 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD). Patrick Mahomes (33 points) and Drew Brees (24) led the charge for The Royce of Breeson in the loss. Chan Poopoo Pushers (1-0) will look to keep it rolling against Sexual FRANtasies, while The Royce of Breeson (0-1) will try to right the ship against Thielen my Chubb.
Ridley scored 12 points against the Vikings in Week 1 to beat his 7.91-point projection. He caught 4 passes for 64 yards and a touchdown to beat his projection by the highest percentage of any player on Chan Poopoo Pushers this week. In Week 2, Ridley and the Falcons will go up against the Eagles.
Sunday Early
Both teams had players with highlight-reel moments early Sunday, but it was The Royce of Breeson who claimed the lead, 60-37. Travis Kelce had a 42-yard catch and a 41-yard catch for Chan Poopoo Pushers, while Calvin Ridley had a 20-yard touchdown catch. Patrick Mahomes made the highlight reel for The Royce of Breeson with a 68-yard touchdown pass and a 49-yard touchdown pass.
Sunday Late
Kyler Murray had a 27-yard touchdown pass and a 45-yard pass for Chan Poopoo Pushers, contributing to a 102-62 lead for the team.
Monday
Drew Brees had multiple 41-yard passes for The Royce of Breeson.
Chan Poopoo Pushers
Nice work assembling a lineup that registered 112 points this past week. We took care of business and did what we needed to do. We should maintain this momentum as we step into our Week 2 matchup.
The Royce of Breeson
Fortunately, The Royce of Breeson, this week's problem isn't exactly advanced calculus. Starting Devonta Freeman and Matt Bryant in a fantasy matchup where your opposition put up 112 points... let's use this as a learning experience and all agree that it won't happen again.