Gurles Gone Wild top projections, defeat dongRapers in 155-116 rout
Gurles Gone Wild rose to the occasion, cruising to a 155-116 victory over dongRapers, who fell short of projections. dongRapers got out to a 14-point lead on Thursday, but it was all Gurles Gone Wild after that. They were led by Dak Prescott (405 Pass Yds, 4 Pass TDs, 12 Rush Yds) and Marlon Mack (174 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD). Christian McCaffrey (32 points) and Harrison Butker (17) carried the flag for dongRapers in defeat. Gurles Gone Wild (1-0) will look to maintain their momentum against GaROPING My POLLard, while dongRapers (0-1) will try to generate some positive momentum against My Cousins' Team.
Mack (174 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD) scored 25 points against the Chargers in Week 1. His scoring output more-than-doubled his 9.87-point projection. Mack ranks #40 among all fantasy players this season and will face the Titans next week.
Thursday
Aaron Rodgers had a 47-yard pass for dongRapers to contribute to a 14-0 lead for dongRapers.
Sunday Early
Matt Ryan had a 20-yard touchdown pass for Gurles Gone Wild, while Greg Zuerlein had a 56-yard field goal for the team, who trailed 91-71 after the early slate.
Sunday Late
Both teams had players with highlight-reel plays on Sunday afternoon, after which Gurles Gone Wild owned a 141-116 lead. Dak Prescott had a 28-yard touchdown pass and a 25-yard touchdown pass for Gurles Gone Wild, while Marlon Mack had a 63-yard touchdown run. Saquon Barkley made the highlight reel for dongRapers with a 59-yard run.
Monday
Emmanuel Sanders had a 53-yard catch for Gurles Gone Wild during Monday Night Football, helping to increase the margin of victory for the team.
Gurles Gone Wild
Hey, finding mismatches is the key to football, right? Our squad took that to heart this past week and thoroughly outplayed dongRapers at the quarterback position (63 points to 25).
dongRapers
You can feel good knowing that your generosity did not go unnoticed, dongRapers. It takes a real kindred spirit to help someone like Gurles Gone Wild succeed this week. Who knows, maybe you'll play them again after they've clinched a playoff spot, and they forget to update their lineup that week to return the favor!