Generic Team Eric come back to defeat Warm Sex in 137.32-105.92 rout
Generic Team Eric beat their projected point total, rolling to a 137.32-105.92 victory over Warm Sex, who fell short of projections. Warm Sex took a 9.00-point lead on Thursday, but it was all Generic Team Eric after that. They were led by Philip Rivers (24.92 points) and Josh Jacobs (23.8). Derrick Henry (28.4 points) and Amari Cooper (19.6) carried the flag for Warm Sex in defeat. Generic Team Eric improve to 1-0 on the season, while Warm Sex fall to 0-1.
In a 24-16 win over the Broncos, Jacobs scored 23.8 points to nearly double his 11.91-point projection. He racked up 113 yards from scrimmage and ran for 2 touchdowns to beat his projection by the highest percentage of any player on Generic Team Eric this week. Next week, Jacobs will square off against the Chiefs.
Sunday Early
Derrick Henry had a 75-yard touchdown catch for Warm Sex, while Kirk Cousins had a 23-yard touchdown pass to contribute to a 78.62-29.60 lead for Warm Sex.
Sunday Late
There were players with standout plays on both teams on Sunday afternoon, after which Warm Sex boasted a 101.92-66.62 lead. For Generic Team Eric, Philip Rivers had a 55-yard touchdown pass and a 28-yard touchdown pass. Amari Cooper made the highlight reel for Warm Sex with a 21-yard touchdown catch and a 45-yard catch.
Sunday Night
Josh Gordon had a 20-yard touchdown catch and a 44-yard catch for Generic Team Eric, who trailed 101.92-81.42 after Sunday Night Football.
Monday
Emmanuel Sanders had a 53-yard catch for Generic Team Eric, while Wil Lutz had a 58-yard field goal on Monday night, helping propel Generic Team Eric to the win.
Generic Team Eric
Good job assembling a starting crew that recorded over 137 points this past week. We took care of business and did what we had to do. We should keep this momentum as we move on to a tricky matchup in Week 2.
Warm Sex
You can rest easy knowing that your generosity didn't go unnoticed, Warm Sex. It takes a real kindred spirit to help someone like Generic Team Eric succeed this week. Who knows, maybe you'll see them again after they've clinched a playoff spot, and they bench a few good players that week to return the favor!