CenterConsoleCondoms come up short of expectations, still manage to top Liquor Wrecked’ Em, 116.26-105.70
There's no sugarcoating it, CenterConsoleCondoms underperformed, at least compared to projections. Still, they earned a 116.26-105.70 win over Liquor Wrecked’ Em. Liquor Wrecked’ Em took a 15.54-point lead on Saturday behind Jameis Winston (15 points) and Tyler Higbee (14.9), but CenterConsoleCondoms held the lead the rest of the way. They were led by Tyler Boyd, who caught 9 passes for 128 yards and 2 touchdowns for 29.3 points, and DeVante Parker, who caught 5 passes for 111 yards and a touchdown (19.6 points). Sterling Shepard (16.6 points) and Kenny Golladay (15.6) carried the flag for Liquor Wrecked’ Em in the loss. This marks the second time this season CenterConsoleCondoms have beaten Liquor Wrecked’ Em, after winning 125.54-119.42 in their last matchup. CenterConsoleCondoms end the season at 11-4, while Liquor Wrecked’ Em finish the campaign at 10-5.
Boyd (9 Rec, 128 Rec Yds, 2 Rec TDs) scored 29.3 points against the Dolphins in Week 16. His scoring output more-than-doubled his 11.79-point projection and was much higher than his 10.59-point season scoring average.
Saturday
John Brown had a 53-yard touchdown catch for Liquor Wrecked’ Em to contribute to a 42.00-26.46 lead for the team.
Sunday Early
Both teams had players with big-time plays early Sunday, after which CenterConsoleCondoms boasted a 111.76-72.90 lead. Tyler Boyd had a 34-yard touchdown catch for CenterConsoleCondoms, while DeVante Parker had a 51-yard catch. Sterling Shepard made the highlight reel for Liquor Wrecked’ Em with a 23-yard touchdown catch.
CenterConsoleCondoms
Mission accomplished, CenterConsoleCondoms. Nice work assembling a team that won by 10.56 points this past matchup.
Liquor Wrecked’ Em
Unless Liquor Wrecked’ Em wants to go diva-mode on us, then "not seeing many chances" won't cut it as an excuse this time around. As a group, our five pass-catchers (four WR, one TE) were targeted a grand total of 37 times in Week 16. Timing and chemistry seem to be issues as that group reeled in just 22 receptions.