Week 2
THROAT HOAGIES
1-1 148.82
138.42
Pimp Squeaks
109.06
1-1
119.58
Unable to overcome starter's goose egg, Pimp Squeaks fall to THROAT HOAGIES in 148.82-109.06 rout
Impeded by a 0-point performance from David Njoku, Pimp Squeaks were unable to overcome THROAT HOAGIES, which rolled to a 148.82-109.06 victory. Pimp Squeaks jumped out to a 22.10-point lead on Thursday behind a stellar effort from Chris Godwin. But it was all THROAT HOAGIES after that. They were led by Patrick Mahomes (443 Pass Yds, 4 Pass TDs) and Vance McDonald (7 Rec, 38 Rec Yds, 2 Rec TDs). THROAT HOAGIES (1-1) will look to sustain their winning ways against Team Name Required, while Pimp Squeaks (1-1) will attempt to right the ship against Average Joes.
Matchup Timeline
THROAT HOAGIES
Pimp Squeaks
Inside the Matchup
Matchup Player of the Week
Squaring off against the Seahawks in Week 2, McDonald caught 7 passes for 38 yards and 2 touchdowns. In doing so, he put up 19.3 points and more-than-doubled his scoring projection, the highest percent increase of any player on THROAT HOAGIES this week. McDonald will face the 49ers in Week 3.
Top Player Comparison
THROAT HOAGIES
Points
% of total points 148.82
1
2
3
The Houston Texans defense
DEF
4
Pimp Squeaks
Points
% of total points 109.06
1
2
3
The Kansas City Chiefs defense
DEF
4
Matchup Highlights
Thursday
Chris Godwin had a 20-yard touchdown catch for Pimp Squeaks, helping to stake Pimp Squeaks to a 22.10-0.00 lead.
Sunday Early
JuJu Smith-Schuster had a 45-yard catch for THROAT HOAGIES, helping the team to a 75.90-43.16 lead.
Sunday Late
Patrick Mahomes had a 44-yard touchdown pass and a 42-yard touchdown pass for THROAT HOAGIES, while Brandin Cooks had a 57-yard catch, contributing to a 148.82-70.76 lead for THROAT HOAGIES.
Sunday Night
Calvin Ridley had a 34-yard touchdown catch for Pimp Squeaks, who trailed 148.82-91.26 after Sunday Night Football.
Points By Position
THROAT HOAGIES
Pimp Squeaks
What If
THROAT HOAGIES would have beaten every other team in the league this week.
Pimp Squeaks would have lost to five other teams besides THROAT HOAGIES this week.
THROAT HOAGIES would be 1-1 if they played Pimp Squeaks every week.
Pimp Squeaks would have topped THROAT HOAGIES 110.92-79.22 had they played each other last week.
If THROAT HOAGIES had played every team in the league each week, they would be 11-11.
If they played every team every week, Pimp Squeaks would be 7-15.
Coach Talk
THROAT HOAGIES
This sport is all about exploiting the mismatches. Fueled by a stellar performance by Patrick Mahomes, we tripled Pimp Squeaks at the quarterback position this past week (43.62 points to 12.86). Mahomes went 30-for-44 for 443 yards and four TDs in a 28-10 win over the Raiders.
Pimp Squeaks
Well, Pimp Squeaks, Week 2's problem isn't exactly advanced calculus. Going with David Njoku in a fantasy matchup where your opponent tallied almost 149 points... let's try to play with a full deck of cards next time?