Slack Tarts defeat Clown Car Posse in 205.96-136.15 rout
Slack Tarts stepped up and beat expectations, cruising to a 205.96-136.15 victory over Clown Car Posse, who fell short of projections. Clown Car Posse got out to a 5.45-point lead on Thursday, but it was all Slack Tarts after that. They were led by Christian McCaffrey, who racked up 209 yards from scrimmage and ran for 2 touchdowns for 35.4 points, and DeSean Jackson, who caught 8 passes for 154 yards and 2 touchdowns (34.4 points). Jordan Poyer (9 Tackles, 1 Sack) and Saquon Barkley (120 Rush Yds, 19 Rec Yds) led the way for Clown Car Posse in the loss. Slack Tarts (1-0) will look to maintain their winning ways against SMOKINHIPPYKILLERS, while Clown Car Posse (0-1) will meet Steel Curtain in an effort to get some positive momentum.
Thursday
Marquez Valdes-Scantling had a 47-yard catch for Clown Car Posse, helping Clown Car Posse to a 13.70-8.25 lead.
Sunday Early
DeSean Jackson had a 53-yard touchdown catch and a 51-yard touchdown catch for Slack Tarts, helping the team to a 135.15-60.50 lead.
Sunday Late
Saquon Barkley had a 59-yard run for Clown Car Posse, while Jimmy Garoppolo had a 39-yard touchdown pass for the team, who trailed 155.15-115.65 after the late round of games.
Monday
Joe Flacco had a 53-yard pass for Slack Tarts on Monday night, helping to pad the margin of victory for the team.
Slack Tarts
Football is all about exploiting the mismatches. We really took that to heart this week by quadrupling Clown Car Posse at the wide receiver position (44.7 points to 10.95).
Clown Car Posse
Hey, our crew was just resting up for Week 2, right? The seven offensive position starters (three WRs, three RBs, one TE) on Clown Car Posse combined to record 411 yards and no touchdowns in Week 1. The skill players on Slack Tarts definitely outperformed us by logging 615 yards and five scores.