Sad Sacks smirk at expectations, come back to win against The wtf team, 281-262
Sad Sacks exceeded their projected point total, staging an impressive comeback for a 281-262 win over The wtf team, who fell short of projections. Sad Sacks trailed 262-257 heading into Monday night, but the unit came back behind the Minnesota Vikings defense, who allowed 23 points, surrendered 383 yards, and forced 3 turnovers for 24 points. Lavonte David (38 points) and DeVante Parker (31) were the top performers for The wtf team in the loss. This marks the second time this season Sad Sacks have knocked off The wtf team, after winning 272-233 in their last matchup. Sad Sacks improve to 10-6 for the season, while The wtf team fall to 9-6.
Heuerman overachieved for the sixth time this season, scoring 1 point against his 0.23-point projection. During a 27-17 win over the Lions, he caught 2 passes for 13 yards . Heuerman will face the Raiders next week.
Saturday
Ronald Jones II had a 49-yard run for The wtf team, contributing to an 80-12 lead for the team.
Sunday Early
There were players with standout moments for both teams early Sunday, after which The wtf team became the proud owner of a 171-146 lead. Andy Dalton had a 34-yard touchdown pass and a 25-yard touchdown pass for Sad Sacks, while Ryan Tannehill had a 41-yard touchdown pass and a 36-yard touchdown pass. DeVante Parker made the highlight reel for The wtf team with a 51-yard catch.
Sunday Late
Both teams had players with standout plays on Sunday afternoon, after which The wtf team owned a 261-254 lead. Kyler Murray had a 21-yard touchdown pass for Sad Sacks, while Jason Myers had a 51-yard field goal. Derek Carr made the highlight reel for The wtf team with a 56-yard touchdown pass and a 43-yard pass.
Sad Sacks
Sure, we ultimately got the win, but we can't deny it, Sad Sacks. Our running backs were severely outplayed by the opposition. Buoyed by Wendell Smallwood (zero total yards, no TDs) and Reggie Bonnafon (12 yards, no TDs), our six RBs combined for just 26 points in Week 16, and the starting backfield for The wtf team showed us how it's supposed to be done by putting up a score of 67.
The wtf team
Unless The wtf team wants to go diva-mode on us, then "not getting many opportunities" can't be a viable excuse this time around. As a group, our nine pass-catchers (six WR, three TE) collectively got a respectable 41 targets in Week 16. Chemistry seems to be the primary problem, as that group recorded only 24 receptions.