Unable to overcome negative points, Norman Nobodies fall to Roughnecks, 150.80-136.75
Hindered by negative points from the Jacksonville Jaguars defense, Norman Nobodies were unable to overcome Roughnecks, which earned a 150.80-136.75 win. Roughnecks never trailed in this one after taking an 8.90-point lead on Thursday behind Aaron Jones (4.9 points) and Mason Crosby (4). T.Y. Hilton (8 Rec, 87 Rec Yds, 2 Rec TDs) and Dalvin Cook (111 Rush Yds, 2 Rush TDs) led the charge for Norman Nobodies in the loss. Roughnecks (1-0) will look to rack up another win against Hangovers, while Norman Nobodies (0-1) attempt to get their first W against AMMODOG.
Jackson (8 Rec, 154 Rec Yds, 2 Rec TDs) scored 35.4 points against the Redskins in Week 1. His scoring output more-than-tripled his 10.85-point projection. Jackson will face the Falcons next week.
Sunday Early
DeSean Jackson had a 53-yard touchdown catch and a 51-yard touchdown catch for Roughnecks, while Matt Ryan had a 20-yard touchdown pass, contributing to a 112.40-61.05 lead for Roughnecks.
Sunday Late
Keenan Allen had a 28-yard touchdown catch for Roughnecks to contribute to a 148.30-107.75 lead for the team.
Sunday Night
Josh Gordon had a 20-yard touchdown catch and a 44-yard catch for Norman Nobodies, who trailed 148.30-124.05 after Sunday night.
Monday
Latavius Murray had a 30-yard touchdown run for Norman Nobodies.
Roughnecks
Bravo, Roughnecks. Good work fielding a starting crew that won by more than 14 points this past week. We should tip our cap to the GM of Norman Nobodies, take this victory in stride, and continue the march towards a fantasy title.
Norman Nobodies
Zero touchdowns and an interception for Cam Newton against the Rams this week. Zero wins and one loss for Norman Nobodies on the 2019 season. Usually I'm pretty old-fashioned when it comes to all this fancy "analytics" mumbo-jumbo... but our in-house number gurus keep badgering me, saying that this is the kind of coincidence we'd like to avoid.