Wentz so Hard defeat Gnarleigh Harleigh in 161.23-127.50 rout
Wentz so Hard showed up and outperformed their projected point total, rolling to a 161.23-127.50 victory over Gnarleigh Harleigh, who fell short of projections. Gnarleigh Harleigh leapt out to a 27.90-point lead on Thursday behind a combined 27.9 points from Allen Robinson II (7 Rec, 102 Rec Yds) and Mitchell Trubisky (228 Pass Yds, 11 Rush Yds). But it was all Wentz so Hard after that. They were led by Sammy Watkins, who caught 9 passes for 198 yards and 3 touchdowns for 50.8 points, and Carson Wentz, who passed for 313 yards and 3 touchdowns (32.93 points). Wentz so Hard (1-0) will look to keep it rolling against Garoppolypse Now, while Gnarleigh Harleigh (0-1) take on Trey&Clay's Empire in an effort to get back on track.
Watkins caught 9 passes for 198 yards and 3 touchdowns as the Chiefs beat the Jaguars 40-26. In doing so, he put up 50.8 points and more-than-quadrupled his scoring projection, the highest percent increase of any player on Wentz so Hard this week. Watkins will square off against the Raiders next week.
Sunday Early
There were multiple players with big-time plays on both teams early Sunday, after which Gnarleigh Harleigh became the proud owner of a 104.30-101.23 lead. Sammy Watkins had a 68-yard touchdown catch and a 49-yard touchdown catch for Wentz so Hard, while Carson Wentz had a 53-yard touchdown pass and a 51-yard touchdown pass. Meanwhile, Greg Zuerlein had a 56-yard field goal for Gnarleigh Harleigh, while Adam Thielen had a 23-yard touchdown catch.
Sunday Late
David Johnson had a 27-yard touchdown catch for Wentz so Hard, contributing to a 161.23-114.30 lead for the team.
Wentz so Hard
Identifying mismatches is a huge key to success in football. Thanks to a thrilling display from Carson Wentz, we thoroughly outscored Gnarleigh Harleigh at the quarterback position this past week (32.93 points to 6.7). Wentz orchestrated an Eagles win over the Redskins, going 28-of-39 for 313 yards and three passing TDs.
Gnarleigh Harleigh
Zero touchdowns and an interception for Mitchell Trubisky against the Packers this week. Zero wins and one loss for Gnarleigh Harleigh on the 2019 season. I'm usually pretty old-fashioned when it comes to all this fancy "analytics" mumbo-jumbo... but our in-house number gurus keep bugging me, saying that this is the sort of "correlation" we'd like to avoid.