Felon In Stilettos™️ find way to defeat JerryJonesSidePiece 109.28-96.66
There's no sugarcoating it, Felon In Stilettos™️ underdelivered, at least compared to projections. Still, they earned a 109.28-96.66 win over JerryJonesSidePiece, who actually exceeded projections. Felon In Stilettos™️ jumped out to a 23.30-point lead on Thursday behind Ezekiel Elliott, who racked up 93 yards from scrimmage and ran for 2 touchdowns, and never looked back. Philip Rivers (24.56 points) and Tyler Higbee (18.6) led the charge for JerryJonesSidePiece in the loss. This marks the second time this season Felon In Stilettos™️ have beaten JerryJonesSidePiece, after winning 137.92-102.52 in their last matchup. Felon In Stilettos™️ ends the season on a high note, but they'll miss the postseason with a record of 7-7. JerryJonesSidePiece will also be home for the playoffs, finishing at 2-12.
Projected to score 15.88 points, Woods scored 61.8% more than that amount by scoring 25.7 points as the Rams beat the Seahawks 28-12. He racked up 127 yards from scrimmage and caught a touchdown pass to beat his projection by the highest percentage of any player on Felon In Stilettos™️ this week. In Week 15, Woods and the Rams will go up against the Cowboys.
Sunday Early
There were players with highlight-reel plays on both teams early Sunday, after which Felon In Stilettos™️ emerged with a 70.58-31.00 lead. For Felon In Stilettos™️, Kirk Cousins had a 44-yard pass. Nick Chubb made the highlight reel for JerryJonesSidePiece with a 57-yard run.
Sunday Late
Philip Rivers had an 84-yard touchdown pass and a 30-yard touchdown pass for JerryJonesSidePiece, who trailed 83.58-67.06 after the late afternoon games.
Felon In Stilettos™️
Well Felon In Stilettos™️, the good news is that we won this matchup by 12.62 points. The *even better* news is that we've proven we're better than this, as our scoring average through Week 13 stood at 118.41. So while we're happy to have earned this victory, let's "regress" back up to where we know we can be!
JerryJonesSidePiece
Luckily, this week's problem isn't exactly rocket science, JerryJonesSidePiece. Choosing to start Brandin Cooks in a tough fantasy matchup... let's try to move forward with a full deck of cards next time?