YOUalreadyKNOWsuckas come up short of predictions, succumb to TwoBrownsOneKupp, 110.45-81.15
YOUalreadyKNOWsuckas failed to rise to the occasion, coming up short of their projected point total, as TwoBrownsOneKupp earned a 110.45-81.15 win. TwoBrownsOneKupp leapt out to a 77.65-point lead early Sunday afternoon behind 60.75 points from Gardner Minshew II (279 Pass Yds, 3 Pass TDs, 28 Rush Yds) and Cooper Kupp (7 Rec, 220 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD) and never looked back. Matt Moore (267 Pass Yds, 2 Pass TDs) and Tyrell Williams (3 Rec, 91 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD) led the charge for YOUalreadyKNOWsuckas in the loss. TwoBrownsOneKupp (4-4) will look to maintain their winning ways against Hug It Out Bitch, while YOUalreadyKNOWsuckas (4-4) will attempt to get back in the win column against Yobogoya!.
Sunday Early
Cooper Kupp had a 65-yard touchdown catch and a 40-yard catch for TwoBrownsOneKupp, while Gardner Minshew II had a 70-yard touchdown pass, contributing to a 101.85-24.20 lead for TwoBrownsOneKupp.
Sunday Late
Tyrell Williams had a 46-yard touchdown catch for YOUalreadyKNOWsuckas, while James White had a 59-yard catch for the team, who trailed 110.45-49.50 after the late afternoon slate.
Sunday Night
Matt Moore had a 30-yard touchdown pass and a 29-yard touchdown pass for YOUalreadyKNOWsuckas, who trailed 110.45-81.15 after Sunday Night Football.
TwoBrownsOneKupp
In a showdown between teams separated by just a game in the standings, TwoBrownsOneKupp (4-4) are set to face Hug It Out Bitch (3-5) in Week 9. TwoBrownsOneKupp might need to rearrange their lineup a bit with Cooper Kupp, Tyler Eifert, and Greg Zuerlein out on bye next week. Hug It Out Bitch will be without Calvin Ridley. Over the last three weeks, TwoBrownsOneKupp have scored 88.33 points per game, while Hug It Out Bitch have averaged 101.17 per contest.
YOUalreadyKNOWsuckas
Something's bound to give next week as YOUalreadyKNOWsuckas and Yobogoya! are set to do battle, with both teams now riding two-game losing skids. Each side has multiple bye weeks to consider in Week 9, as Andy Dalton, Robert Woods, and Gerald Everett are off for Yobogoya! while the Los Angeles Rams defense and Brandin Cooks will be out for YOUalreadyKNOWsuckas.