Everybody can't be a winner, especially if you're Demo men. They've lost five in a row.
We heard scoring helps you win. Demo men need some help then, averaging just 111.49 versus Kaepernicus's 119.87.
"Winning isn't everything" was probably said by someone who lost. Kaepernicus (4-2) have a better record than Demo men (1-5).
You can't win if you don't play. Kaepernicus has left fewer points on the bench this season (253.62) than Demo men (493.36).
Kaepernicus don't let their opponents come within striking distance. They've got more blowout wins this season than Demo men (2 vs 1).
Kaepernicus are better at closing games out, with fewer close losses than Demo men (1 vs 2).
Kaepernicus have started more fantasy players who beat their projection than Demo men (25 vs 19).
By position, Kaepernicus have outscored Demo men at RB, TE, K, and DEF this season.
Kaepernicus don’t just win, they win BIG, with an average margin of victory of 15 points, second-highest in the league.
The starters for Kaepernicus had more big plays in their NFL games this week (4) than the starters for Demo men (3).
There's not much good to say about Demo men this week. Maybe they'll get their act together, and we'll see something different next week!