That pregame pep talk must have worked. foreskinhoney scored more points in this one (109.68) than their season average (98.07).
We heard scoring helps you win. Josh gordon a b!tch need some help then, averaging just 83.36 versus foreskinhoney's 98.07.
"Winning isn't everything" was probably said by someone who lost. foreskinhoney (3-1) have a better record than Josh gordon a b!tch (1-3).
Even the machines think foreskinhoney have better players. They have a higher projected points average (97.36) than Josh gordon a b!tch (90.86).
foreskinhoney don't let their opponents come within striking distance. They've got more blowout wins this season than Josh gordon a b!tch (3 vs 0).
foreskinhoney don't falter at the last minute, with fewer close losses than Josh gordon a b!tch (0 vs 1).
foreskinhoney should change their team name to "The Overachievers" since they have scored higher than projected in more matchups than Josh gordon a b!tch (3 vs 1).
Well, there’s one stat in favor of Josh gordon a b!tch - they’ve made more transactions (1) than foreskinhoney (0) this season. Too bad they couldn't transact a win.
By position, foreskinhoney have outscored Josh gordon a b!tch at QB, RB, and TE this season.
foreskinhoney don’t just win, they win BIG, with an average margin of victory of 8 points, third-highest in the league.
The starters for foreskinhoney had more big plays in their NFL games this week (5) than the starters for Josh gordon a b!tch (4).
Don't worry Josh gordon a b!tch, just because you lost doesn't mean it's all over. But you really should have won. Give that a whirl next week!