Mr. Marbles defy expectations, defeat DITKA, 113.92-96.64
Mr. Marbles showed up and beat their projected point total, earning a 113.92-96.64 win over DITKA, who fell short of projections. DITKA earned a 15.04-point lead early Sunday afternoon, but Mr. Marbles held the lead the rest of the way. They were led by Julio Jones (8 Rec, 106 Rec Yds, 2 Rec TDs) and Joe Mixon (111 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 27 Rec Yds). The Chicago Bears defense (20 points) and T.Y. Hilton (19.9) were the leading performers for DITKA in the loss. This marks the first time this season Mr. Marbles have beaten DITKA, after falling 123.94-36.84 in their last matchup. Mr. Marbles improve to 3-11 for the season, while DITKA fall to 6-8.
Gronkowski caught 8 passes for 107 yards and a touchdown as the Patriots lost to the Dolphins 34-33. In doing so, he put up 16.7 points and more-than-doubled his scoring projection, the highest percent increase of any player on Mr. Marbles this week. Gronkowski will play the Steelers next week.
Sunday Early
Both teams had players with highlight-reel plays early Sunday, but it was DITKA who claimed the lead, 70.94-55.90. For Mr. Marbles, Aaron Jones had a 29-yard touchdown run. T.Y. Hilton made the highlight reel for DITKA with a 60-yard catch.
Monday
Kirk Cousins had a 48-yard pass for Mr. Marbles on Monday night, helping to pad the margin of victory for the team.
Mr. Marbles
Hey, we do respect the confidence this past week, Mr. Marbles. Deploying a starter with zero points (Christian Kirk), while still getting the win... that's borderline cocky! All we ask is to please limit those flashy shenanigans to the regular season. Do it in the playoffs and we're finished.
DITKA
Hey, at least there were no celebration penalties: The six offensive skill starters on DITKA (three WRs, two RBs, one TE) combined to record a whopping 527 total yards. Not one of those players, unfortunately, could find his way to the end zone in Week 14.