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Week 8

Weekly
Grade
fucking JEWyork
5-3 163.42
136.64
 
VS
proj
ThyRodAndThyStafford
83.46 4-4
101.83

fucking JEWyork top ThyRodAndThyStafford for third straight win in 163.42-83.46 rout

fucking JEWyork extended their win streak to three games with a easy victory over ThyRodAndThyStafford, cruising to a 163.42-83.46 win. fucking JEWyork grabbed a 6.00-point lead on Thursday behind the Houston Texans defense and never let it go. Antonio Brown (6 Rec, 74 Rec Yds, 2 Rec TDs) and Kareem Hunt (50 Rush Yds, 36 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD) carried the flag for ThyRodAndThyStafford in the loss. fucking JEWyork (5-3) will look to maintain their winning ways against Who Lechler Dogs Out, while ThyRodAndThyStafford (4-4) try to get back on track against Chark Attack.

Matchup Timeline

  fucking JEWyork   ThyRodAndThyStafford

Inside the Matchup

Matchup Player of the Week

Conner racked up 212 yards from scrimmage and ran for 2 touchdowns as the Steelers beat the Browns 33-18. In doing so, he put up 36.7 points and more-than-doubled his scoring projection, the highest percent increase of any player on fucking JEWyork this week. Conner will face the Ravens next week.
James Conner

Top Player Comparison

fucking JEWyork
Points
% of total points 163.42
1
Patrick Mahomes
QB
38.02
30.07
23.3%
2
James Conner
RB
36.7
17.8
22.5%
3
Stefon Diggs
WR
23.9
15.26
14.6%
4
Travis Kelce
TE
16.9
14.37
10.3%
ThyRodAndThyStafford
Points
% of total points 83.46
1
Antonio Brown
WR
25.4
18.19
30.4%
2
Kareem Hunt
RB
17.1
17.47
20.5%
3
Tom Brady
QB
16.76
25.2
20.1%
4
The Los Angeles Rams defense
DEF
9
7
10.8%

Matchup Highlights

Sunday Early
There were multiple players with big-time plays for both teams early Sunday, after which fucking JEWyork emerged with a 112.82-66.70 lead. Patrick Mahomes had a 23-yard touchdown pass and a 40-yard pass for fucking JEWyork, while James Conner had a 22-yard touchdown run. Meanwhile, Antonio Brown had a 43-yard touchdown catch for ThyRodAndThyStafford, while Kareem Hunt had a 23-yard touchdown catch.
Sunday Night
Wil Lutz had a 52-yard field goal for fucking JEWyork to contribute to a 163.42-66.70 lead for the team.

Points By Position

  fucking JEWyork   ThyRodAndThyStafford
Standings Update
Don’t look now, but we’re already halfway through the season, meaning it's time to refresh the Standings.
fucking JEWyork
fucking JEWyork have lit up the scoreboard so far this season, averaging a whopping 146.58 points per game through eight weeks, best in the league. That offensive firepower has propelled the team to No. 2 in the Standings, well within playoff position.
Important Players
Patrick Mahomes
MVP
2526 Pass Yds, 26 Pass TDs, 119 Rush Yds, 2 Rush TDs
Stefon Diggs
Best Drafted
58 Rec, 587 Rec Yds, 4 Rec TDs
James Conner
Best Acquisition
599 Rush Yds, 9 Rush TDs, 323 Rec Yds
ThyRodAndThyStafford
You can't argue with results, but it's hard to imagine ThyRodAndThyStafford holding onto the No. 7 position in the Standings if they don't start scoring more. The team is averaging only 118.27 points per game through eight weeks, 8th-best in the league. Nevertheless, ThyRodAndThyStafford is currently in playoff position.
Important Players
Tom Brady
MVP
2200 Pass Yds, 16 Pass TDs
Kareem Hunt
Best Drafted
592 Rush Yds, 5 Rush TDs, 262 Rec Yds, 5 Rec TDs
Best Acquisition

StatSmack

That pregame pep talk must have worked. fucking JEWyork scored more in this matchup (163.42) than their season average (146.58).
fucking JEWyork are on fire, winning three in a row.
We heard scoring helps you win. ThyRodAndThyStafford need some help then, averaging just 118.27 versus fucking JEWyork's 146.58.
Even the machines think fucking JEWyork have a better-constructed roster. Their projected average points is higher (125.48) than ThyRodAndThyStafford (109.23).
fucking JEWyork don't let their opponents come within striking distance. They've got more blowout wins this season than ThyRodAndThyStafford (5 vs 2).
fucking JEWyork play up to their potential, with fewer upset losses (0) than ThyRodAndThyStafford (1).
fucking JEWyork have started more fantasy players who beat their projection than ThyRodAndThyStafford (39 vs 30).
By position, fucking JEWyork have outscored ThyRodAndThyStafford at QB, RB, TE, and K this season.
fucking JEWyork don’t just win, they win BIG, with an average margin of victory of 32 points, highest in the league.
The starters for fucking JEWyork had more big plays in their NFL games this week (4) than the starters for ThyRodAndThyStafford (3).
Don't worry ThyRodAndThyStafford, just because you lost doesn't mean it's all over. But you really should have won. Give that a whirl next week!