Orange Julius are undefeated against 50 shades of Clay this season, with a record of 3-0.
This isn't a one-time thing. In three games vs 50 shades of Clay this season, Orange Julius have averaged more points (177.9) than they usually score this season (133.82).
We heard scoring helps you win. 50 shades of Clay need some help then, averaging just 111.63 versus Orange Julius's 133.82.
"Winning isn't everything" was probably said by someone who lost. Orange Julius (6-9) have a better record than 50 shades of Clay (3-12).
Even the computers think Orange Julius have a better-constructed roster. Their projected average points is higher (128.39) than 50 shades of Clay (117.49).
Orange Julius don't let their opponents come within striking distance. They've got more blowout wins this season than 50 shades of Clay (5 vs 0).
Orange Julius are clutch masters, with more close wins than 50 shades of Clay (1 vs 0).
Orange Julius should change their team name to "The Overachievers" since they have beat their projection in more matchups than 50 shades of Clay (6 vs 5).
50 shades of Clay have worked hard with little to show for it, making more transactions (2) than Orange Julius (0) this week and still losing the matchup.
By position, Orange Julius have outscored 50 shades of Clay at QB, RB, WR, TE, K, and DEF this season.
Orange Julius has a higher average scoring margin (1) than 50 shades of Clay this season (-34).
The starters for Orange Julius had more big plays in their NFL games this week (6) than the starters for 50 shades of Clay (2).
Hey 50 shades of Clay, maybe you'll have better luck next year!