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Week 9

Weekly
Grade
RainbowUnicornButFux
5-4 126.66
113.72
 
VS
proj
Vaginal Hubris
90.56 3-6
121.17

RainbowUnicornButFux hand Vaginal Hubris third straight loss in 126.66-90.56 rout

RainbowUnicornButFux cruised to a 126.66-90.56 victory to hand Vaginal Hubris their third consecutive loss. Vaginal Hubris got out to a 4.00-point lead on Thursday, but it was all RainbowUnicornButFux after that. They were led by Michael Thomas (39.1 points) and Dion Lewis (22.2). James White (31 Rush Yds, 2 Rush TDs, 72 Rec Yds) and Tom Brady (294 Pass Yds, 1 Pass TD) led the way for Vaginal Hubris in the loss. RainbowUnicornButFux (5-4) will look to build on their success against Carruth or Dare, while Vaginal Hubris (3-6) try to get back in the win column against StatePennRunners.

Matchup Timeline

  RainbowUnicornButFux   Vaginal Hubris

Inside the Matchup

Matchup Player of the Week

Lewis overachieved for the third time this season, scoring 22.2 points against his 10-point projection. In a 28-14 win over the Cowboys, he racked up 122 yards from scrimmage and caught a touchdown pass. Lewis ranks #88 among all fantasy players this season and will face the Patriots next week.
Dion Lewis

Top Player Comparison

RainbowUnicornButFux
Points
% of total points 126.66
1
Michael Thomas
WR
39.1
20.28
30.9%
2
Dion Lewis
RB
22.2
10
17.5%
3
Greg Olsen
TE
19.6
12.02
15.5%
4
Alex Collins
RB
10.9
10.3
8.6%
Vaginal Hubris
Points
% of total points 90.56
1
James White
RB
28.3
20.46
31.3%
2
Tom Brady
QB
15.66
22.69
17.3%
3
Demaryius Thomas
WR
9.1
11.95
10%
4
Devin Funchess
WR
8.4
12.7
9.3%

Matchup Highlights

Sunday Night
Tom Brady had a 55-yard touchdown pass for Vaginal Hubris, who trailed 99.86-82.56 after the Sunday night game.

Points By Position

  RainbowUnicornButFux   Vaginal Hubris

What If

RainbowUnicornButFux would have beaten four other teams besides Vaginal Hubris this week.
Vaginal Hubris would have lost to every other team in the league this week.
RainbowUnicornButFux would be 4-5 if they played Vaginal Hubris every week.
Last week, Vaginal Hubris would have defeated RainbowUnicornButFux 135.36-95.46.
RainbowUnicornButFux would be 4-4 if they played the same schedule (excluding head-to-head matchups) as Vaginal Hubris.
If they played the same schedule (excluding head-to-head matchups) as RainbowUnicornButFux, Vaginal Hubris would be 4-4.
If RainbowUnicornButFux had played every team in the league each week, they would be 34-47.
If they played every team every week, Vaginal Hubris would be 29-52.

Next Week Preview

Vaginal Hubris
Up ahead next week, Vaginal Hubris (3-6, eighth-place) are scheduled to square off against StatePennRunners (5-4, fifth-place). Vaginal Hubris can't rely on another 9.1 points from Demaryius Thomas, who will be out on bye in Week 10. Over the last three weeks, Vaginal Hubris has scored 110.67 points per game, while StatePennRunners has averaged 123.35 per contest.
RainbowUnicornButFux
In a battle between squads with identical 5-4 records, RainbowUnicornButFux and Carruth or Dare will go head-to-head next week in a mid-season matchup. Each of these teams has players on bye next week, as Alex Collins, Devontae Booker, and Kirk Cousins are off for RainbowUnicornButFux, while Carruth or Dare will be missing DeAndre Hopkins and Hayden Hurst. Over the last three weeks, RainbowUnicornButFux have scored 117.09 points per game, while Carruth or Dare have averaged 161.78 per contest.