There's a pattern emerging. In their two head-to-head wins against Morty, Grab Some Pine Meat averaged more points (142.29) than they usually score (124.11).
Morty would be doing great, if the goal was to lose. They've lost five in a row.
We heard scoring helps you win. Morty need some help then, averaging just 97.34 versus Grab Some Pine Meat's 124.11.
"Winning isn't everything" was probably said by someone who lost. Grab Some Pine Meat (11-3) have a better record than Morty (5-9).
Even the machines think Grab Some Pine Meat have better players. They have a higher projected points average (117.08) than Morty (102.78).
Grab Some Pine Meat don't let their opponents come within striking distance. They've got more blowout wins this season than Morty (6 vs 1).
Grab Some Pine Meat are better at closing games out, with fewer close losses than Morty (0 vs 3).
Grab Some Pine Meat should change their team name to "The Overachievers" since they have beat their projection in more matchups than Morty (10 vs 7).
Grab Some Pine Meat have started more fantasy players who beat their projection than Morty (57 vs 46).
Well, there’s one stat in favor of Morty - they’ve made more transactions (2) than Grab Some Pine Meat (1) this week. Too bad that itchy pickup finger didn't pay off.
By position, Grab Some Pine Meat have outscored Morty at QB, RB, WR, K, and DEF this season.
Grab Some Pine Meat don’t just win, they win BIG, with an average margin of victory of 21 points, second-highest in the league.
The starters for Grab Some Pine Meat had more big plays in their NFL games this week (4) than the starters for Morty (1).
Grab Some Pine Meat are in the playoffs. Morty are currently looking forward to next season.
Hey Morty, want to see stats that favor your team? Well, try winning for a change, and see what the numbers have to say next week!