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Week 16

Weekly
Grade
Molested Altar Boy
14-1 132.4
135.66
 
VS
proj
Mind if I Vape?
129.58 9-7
119.73

Molested Altar Boy come back to beat Mind if I Vape? for 10th straight win in 132.40-129.58 battle

Molested Altar Boy extended their win streak to 10 games with a come-from-behind victory over Mind if I Vape?, staging an impressive comeback to earn a 132.40-129.58 win. After trailing 129.58-124.70 heading into Monday night, Molested Altar Boy came back behind Phillip Lindsay (46 Rush Yds, 11 Rec Yds) and the Denver Broncos defense (27 Pts Allowed, 273 Yds Allowed). Zach Ertz (29 points) and Jared Goff (26.74) led the charge for Mind if I Vape? in defeat. This marks the second time this season Molested Altar Boy have knocked off Mind if I Vape?, after winning 135.98-125.78 in their last matchup. Molested Altar Boy end the season at 14-1, while Mind if I Vape? finish the campaign at 9-7.

Matchup Timeline

  Molested Altar Boy   Mind if I Vape?

Inside the Matchup

Matchup Player of the Week

Squaring off against the Chiefs in Week 16, Carson ran for 116 yards and 2 touchdowns. In doing so, he put up 23.6 points to scored 66.1% higher than his 14.21-point projection, the highest percentage of any player on Molested Altar Boy this week.
Chris Carson

Top Player Comparison

Molested Altar Boy
Points
% of total points 132.4
1
Patrick Mahomes
QB
39.72
32.95
30%
2
Chris Carson
RB
23.6
14.21
17.8%
3
Evan Engram
TE
14.3
9.46
10.8%
4
Ezekiel Elliott
RB
13.4
21.2
10.1%
Mind if I Vape?
Points
% of total points 129.58
1
Zach Ertz
TE
29
12.94
22.4%
2
Jared Goff
QB
26.74
30.24
20.6%
3
Alvin Kamara
RB
24.5
17.83
18.9%
4
Dalvin Cook
RB
12.3
14.88
9.5%

Matchup Highlights

Saturday
There were players with big-time moments on both teams Saturday, but it was Molested Altar Boy who owned the lead, 12.00-11.00. For Molested Altar Boy, Justin Tucker had a 56-yard field goal. Gus Edwards made the highlight reel for Mind if I Vape? with a 43-yard run.
Sunday Early
Both teams had players with highlight-reel moments early Sunday, but after the results were tallied, Mind if I Vape? boasted a 78.34-61.38 lead. Jarvis Landry had a 63-yard pass for Molested Altar Boy, while Adam Thielen had a 40-yard catch. Zach Ertz made the highlight reel for Mind if I Vape? with a 23-yard touchdown catch.
Sunday Late
Jared Goff had a 39-yard touchdown pass for Mind if I Vape?, while Alvin Kamara had a 42-yard catch, helping Mind if I Vape? to a 129.58-61.38 lead.
Sunday Night
Patrick Mahomes had a 25-yard touchdown pass for Molested Altar Boy, who trailed 129.58-124.70 after Sunday Night Football.

Points By Position

  Molested Altar Boy   Mind if I Vape?
Standings Update
It seems like just yesterday we were drafting these teams, yet here we are at the end of the season. How about a quick Year in Review for these two squads?
Molested Altar Boy
Molested Altar Boy finished the regular season in first place after averaging 139.04 points per game, highest in the league.
Important Players
Patrick Mahomes
MVP
4816 Pass Yds, 48 Pass TDs, 271 Rush Yds, 2 Rush TDs
Ezekiel Elliott
Best Drafted
1434 Rush Yds, 6 Rush TDs, 567 Rec Yds, 3 Rec TDs
Robby Anderson
Best Acquisition
47 Rec, 728 Rec Yds, 6 Rec TDs
Mind if I Vape?
Mind if I Vape? completed the season averaging 124.73 points per game, 2nd-highest in the league, placing them 6th in the standings at the end of the regular season.
Important Players
Jared Goff
MVP
4489 Pass Yds, 28 Pass TDs, 108 Rush Yds, 2 Rush TDs
Alvin Kamara
Best Drafted
883 Rush Yds, 14 Rush TDs, 709 Rec Yds, 4 Rec TDs
Jameis Winston
Best Acquisition
2647 Pass Yds, 15 Pass TDs, 258 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD

StatSmack

Molested Altar Boy are on a roll, with victories in 10 straight matchups.
We heard scoring helps you win. Mind if I Vape? need some help then, averaging just 124.73 versus Molested Altar Boy's 139.04.
As Herm Edwards once said, "You play to win the game!" Molested Altar Boy (14-1) have a better record than Mind if I Vape? (9-7).
Even the machines think Molested Altar Boy have a better-constructed roster. They have a higher projected points average (135.98) than Mind if I Vape? (122.9).
Molested Altar Boy don't let their opponents come within striking distance. They've got more blowout wins this season than Mind if I Vape? (7 vs 4).
Molested Altar Boy have the clutch gene, with more close wins than Mind if I Vape? (2 vs 0).
Molested Altar Boy should change their team name to "The Overachievers" since they have scored higher than projected in more matchups than Mind if I Vape? (9 vs 7).
By position, Molested Altar Boy have outscored Mind if I Vape? at QB, RB, WR, and K this season.
Molested Altar Boy don’t just win, they win BIG, with an average margin of victory of 25 points, highest in the league.
Hey Mind if I Vape?, maybe you'll have better luck next year!