There's a pattern emerging. In their two head-to-head wins against Unladen Swallows, Chill Pill averaged more points (234.27) than they usually score (214.26).
Unladen Swallows would be doing great, if the goal was to lose. They've dropped their last five matchups.
We heard scoring helps you win. Unladen Swallows need some help then, averaging just 197.8 versus Chill Pill's 214.26.
"Winning isn't everything" was probably said by someone who lost. Chill Pill (9-4) have a better record than Unladen Swallows (2-11).
You can't win if you don't play. Chill Pill has left fewer points on the bench this season (841.98) than Unladen Swallows (949.22).
Once Chill Pill put their foot on the gas, they don't let up. They've got more blowout wins this season than Unladen Swallows (1 vs 0).
Chill Pill are clutch masters, with more close wins than Unladen Swallows (3 vs 0).
Chill Pill should change their team name to "The Overachievers" since they have scored higher than projected in more matchups than Unladen Swallows (7 vs 3).
Unladen Swallows have worked hard with little to show for it, making more transactions (4) than Chill Pill (2) this week and still losing the matchup.
By position, Chill Pill have outscored Unladen Swallows at QB, WR, TE, K, DEF, and IDP this season.
Chill Pill don’t just win, they win BIG, with an average margin of victory of 14 points, third-highest in the league.
The starters for Chill Pill had more big plays in their NFL games this week (4) than the starters for Unladen Swallows (1).
Don't worry Unladen Swallows, just because you lost doesn't mean it's all over. But you really should have won. Give that a whirl next week!